The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

What are you thinking?

That there has been a lot of talk about intolerance lately. I've always felt that Mockers are some of the most tolerant people I know. No one seems to really give a rip and has a live & let live attitude. Meh. I've been misunderstanding a lot lately, it's almost like I'm in an alternate universe.

Puff Puff Pass

[HairOfTheDog]

^ I agree with your observation. Even intolerance is tolerated in here.

And, I haven't been puffing.

But, soon I will be laying me down to sleep and I might just take a puff or two before I do.

[FAHQTOO]

MS, did you feel the earthquake? I just saw a headline that stated it rattled Midwest. Har Har

I feel the earth move beneath my feet...

No, nothing moved the Midwest.

Wonder if FQ2 felt it?

No, but I just showed up to my g-daughters t-ball game in my hometown (25 miles north) and some of the people said they felt it. We were on the bike so we wouldn't have felt one that small.

[sally]

^ that's Clang 2^nd from left?

Those red hat ladies happened to be at the hotel I was at this weekend. They were in the banquet room having a conference. I don't know wtf about, I guess being old and having fuck else to do. Is that just a popular thing here in Florida or are they all over the country?

Anyway I thought I spotted Clang, but it wasn't him. I probably should have made sure before I ran up and gave her a noogie. I almost got arrested.

[blueberryhill]

^ that's Clang 2^nd from left?

Those red hat ladies happened to be at the hotel I was at this weekend. They were in the banquet room having a conference. I don't know wtf about, I guess being old and having fuck else to do. Is that just a popular thing here in Florida or are they all over the country?

Anyway I thought I spotted Clang, but it wasn't him. I probably should have made sure before I ran up and gave her a noogie. I almost got arrested.

and your mistaken identity also chased off Clang as he hasn't been seen since his last shift at Price Chopper. I hope he didn't fall into a big shipping bin/box.

[Duchess]

Some white people are incredibly white, corpse white, blindingly white. Conan white.

[FAHQTOO]

Some white people are incredibly white, corpse white, blindingly white. Conan white.

They're kinda creepy looking. I get pasty white in the winter being a redhead, but they're ghostly white...BOO!!

[Duchess]

They're kinda creepy looking.

Yeah, they are! They look bloodless.

[blueberryhill]

O.K. my dander is up again....just read that Chinese women (in droves) are coming to U.S. to give birth so that their children will be U.S. Citizens, WTF, but guess it makes sense when you realized that many wealth Corporations, businesses, and wealth in the U.S. is actually owned by the Chinese. I think in 20 years, the majority group will be Asian. If any of you watch the Millionaire Real Estate shows on Bravo, when the agents want someone really wealthy to buy 34,000,000 million and up properties, who do they call....their counterparts in China. It is depressing that so few of our former USA companies are now owned by foreign entities. I am not suggesting that the USA be all Caucasians, but would like a few of us to remain...would it be childish to say, "we were here first."...but then I think of my great grandfather who came to the US as a stowaway (at least we couldn't find his port of entry) from Prussia, but still he got here first...and yes, I know the Indian populations beat all of us here....I am a Hershey candy addict and I think, their main factory is now in Mexico. Cheap labor got us into the never ending bad economy and outsourcing clothes, food, etc. to other countries and then reshipping them back to US. Couldn't believe the story of the chicken who grew up in the US, was sent to China for packaging and processing and then shipped back to US and stocked on the shelves of your local food stores....Talk about stale and yucky food.....Just notice labels on your fruit and other food products and what country they were imported from....I mentioned before that we are running out of farmland which provided our food and building more condos, homes, etc...I still have family in Kansas who are cattle ranchers and wheat farmers, but many farmer of the past were bought out by the giant corporations who now produce some of our cancer inducing foods filled with anti-biotics, human hormones, and meat sources are crowded into spaces smaller than our seats on the airlines...Wow, in process of progress, we actually created some very real threats to the health and safety of ourselves and future generations....and some of the fish off the coast of Washington and Oregon have been discovered to contain radiation from the storm and damage to nuclear plant in Japan. Mutations of ocean species of fish also have been observed...In 100 years, it may not be safe to eat anything, then what? I am sure they will invent something....

[Clang McFly]

Was busy trying on my new lady clothes. I think I've lost that loving feeling. The thrill/spark is gone. The Mock ladies are right. I am an ugly, ugly woman.

You can't feel good about yourself or your new clothes when you're feeling uncomfortable in them. Measure yourself so you're assured a proper fit.

Do you know how to use makeup? I only use a couple things so what works for me won't work for you. Are you aware there are tutorials for cross dressers regarding applying makeup?

You need some privacy in order to experiment.

Yeah I felt better after I posted that, when I tried on my old lady clothes that fit me. I don't know if I'll ever try makeup(don't know fully how to use it, but watched videos/read some things). Its so damn expensive. Maybe when I get privacy and a full time job.

Excuse me, Clangs, just what do you mean by "old lady clothes?"

My previously purchased lady clothes. I recently purchased new lady clothes from Walmart.

[Clang McFly]

^ that's Clang 2^nd from left?

If thats me, then thats Duchess in the middle and BH on the far right.

[Clang McFly]

^ that's Clang 2^nd from left?

Those red hat ladies happened to be at the hotel I was at this weekend. They were in the banquet room having a conference. I don't know wtf about, I guess being old and having fuck else to do. Is that just a popular thing here in Florida or are they all over the country?

Anyway I thought I spotted Clang, but it wasn't him. I probably should have made sure before I ran up and gave her a noogie. I almost got arrested.

[Clang McFly]

^ that's Clang 2^nd from left?

Those red hat ladies happened to be at the hotel I was at this weekend. They were in the banquet room having a conference. I don't know wtf about, I guess being old and having fuck else to do. Is that just a popular thing here in Florida or are they all over the country?

Anyway I thought I spotted Clang, but it wasn't him. I probably should have made sure before I ran up and gave her a noogie. I almost got arrested.

and your mistaken identity also chased off Clang as he hasn't been seen since his last shift at Price Chopper. I hope he didn't fall into a big shipping bin/box.

Nope, still alive. Just been busy working overnights, sleeping, and catching up on my TV shows. This upcoming week looks to be more of the same, so I might disappear next weekend as well.

[Duchess]

If thats me, then thats Duchess in the middle and BH on the far right.

Nah, I'm way older than that and not nearly as cute.

[Duchess]

My trash people clipped the FIOS line leaving the farm and it made the pole sway which then blew the transformer. Sirens and fire police holy shit and then the security in the barn started shrieking. Its a fricken zoo here

[ramseycat]

Any cute firemen??

[Maggot]

Ramseykittens is on fire. This girls on fire. Quick get a hose.

[blueberryhill]

If thats me, then thats Duchess in the middle and BH on the far right.

Nah, I'm way older than that and not nearly as cute.

Clangs, After me saying all the shit I said, you still don't know my style. I am really disappointed in your selective memory....You think you know someone and then.....I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit....ew..............Guess I am going to have to do my portfolio again so you recognize it when u see it, Mister. Anyway, glad you aren't laying in the bottom of a shipping bin.....
Did I ever tell you about the photographer in El Paso who wanted me as his model....he kept on bugging me, kinda like a stalker today....so myself and roommates decided we would do a "sting." Remember this was 1958 and we didn't have all the resources available then as we do today. We were renting (we, my fellow Continental airline hostesses) a house from someone who lived in back in casita....You have to remember that in the beginning, I thought I was going to be some kind of super model......but his constantly bugging me was "off." At the same time I was receiving obscene phone calls and no caller ID back in the dark ages. The calls were always in middle of night and when I was alone in house. I called police and they told me to just hang up so I didn't know if these two cases were connected. Shortly before the "sting" our landlord got wind of it, and thought he should be in on it....so plan was to allow guy to enter premises (house) and give this guy approximately 10 minutes to show me his portfolio, etc...i.e, to determine the legitimacy of this whole thing....He was sitting on couch with me and I asked the usual questions, i.e, where was his studio, his portfolio, etc. He finally admitted it was for nude modeling and about that time, there was a knock (preplanned) on back door. Lo and behold, it was my landlord and two roommates. My landlord announced he was there to check the heating system and to get my go ahead to kick this guy out of the house. I nodded to landlord and he as all over that guy, all but throwing him out the door. I never heard from this guy again, but the obscene calls continued. I had this knack for attracting perverts...Sorry, I got off track, but one thing always makes me think of another thing and so it goes....In fact, I may have mentioned this to you before....You know us old people can't remember shit...

[sally]

Clang can now die a happy man knowing that story.

[Duchess]

Any cute firemen??

I'm shy, I didn't check 'em out.