Pretty Randy over here

[Love Child]

And I keep getting interrupted
Where is the chicks only forum?
No dicks!
Just kidding
I'll take a dick
and suck it
while Duchess licks my pussy
oh
thats right
she doesn't lick pussy
give her something to drink!
Pronto!

[sally]

What in the world is wrong with you?

[Love Child]

A friend gave me a toy before I left for the mountains.
Thought I would want to take it with me
for all of those lonely nights.
Ha!
LOL
I didn't bring it.
If we get evacuated and I have to leave these things behind,
I don't want to be the one with the toy in her bag.
Or do I?

[Love Child]

What in the world is wrong with you?

Same thing that is wrong with you.

Nothing.

[Clang McFly]

Oh I thought Pretty Randy was here in this thread. I wanted to do butt stuff.:(

[Love Child]

You did not.
Quit lying.
I thought you were going to sleep.

[Clang McFly]

You did not.
Quit lying.
I thought you were going to sleep.

Can't sleep. Just had some chocolate chip peanut butter energy bars. Don't be such a sally sassypants. I'm just having a little fun. At least your not being an Aussie nazi bitchpants though.

[Cutz]

Oh I thought Pretty Randy was here in this thread. I wanted to do butt stuff.:(