I see a bad moon a risin

[Clang McFly]

I'm getting my hopes up(again). A female customer was a few bucks short to pay for her groceries and had hoped to cash in her scratch off ticket to make up the difference but I told her I couldn't cash out her lottery ticket and she would have to wait until the customer service desk opened. So then I offered to buy her ticket off her so she afford all her groceries. She called me adorable, asked for my number, and said maybe she'll call me sometime. All I know about her is her name is Kristie, she lived alone for 7 years, has cats, and lives in a red brick building next to Bob's diner.

I'm surprised there's been no nibbles on this troll bait.

I'm surprised at the double standard around here. People can derail threads with thir lovey dovey crap and no one cares but poor old crossdressing fat fuck Clang posts about his attempts at love and its "oh noes! He must be trolling so lets contain the "bullshit" in his pity/vanity thread. In short, kindly go fuck yourself, Jimmy Bonehead.

Clang, you are beloved.

Now, do tell about Kirsten.

I've dated one woman in my life named Kirsten and she was a freak-a-leak.

Edit: of course, she was a Scorpio, so that probably had more to do with it.

Kristie. I'm not even sure that's how she spells her name. I'm hoping she spells it Kristi, because that makes her seem even more mysterious and exotic.

Also, I just met the new boss lady this morning. Hot blonde named Danielle. Too bad it's forbidden at Price Chopper to date your boss.

[Jimbone]

In short, kindly go fuck yourself, Jimmy Bonehead.

Snappy retort.

[blueberryhill]

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I'm getting my hopes up(again). A female customer was a few bucks short to pay for her groceries and had hoped to cash in her scratch off ticket to make up the difference but I told her I couldn't cash out her lottery ticket and she would have to wait until the customer service desk opened. So then I offered to buy her ticket off her so she afford all her groceries. She called me adorable, asked for my number, and said maybe she'll call me sometime. All I know about her is her name is Kristie, she lived alone for 7 years, has cats, and lives in a red brick building next to Bob's diner.
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I've dated one woman in my life named Kirsten and she was a freak-a-leak.

Edit: of course, she was a Scorpio, so that probably had more to do with it.

And exactly what do you mean about being a Scorpio, etc., etc.. I happen to be a Scorpio so watch it Mister!

[Clang McFly]

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I'm getting my hopes up(again). A female customer was a few bucks short to pay for her groceries and had hoped to cash in her scratch off ticket to make up the difference but I told her I couldn't cash out her lottery ticket and she would have to wait until the customer service desk opened. So then I offered to buy her ticket off her so she afford all her groceries. She called me adorable, asked for my number, and said maybe she'll call me sometime. All I know about her is her name is Kristie, she lived alone for 7 years, has cats, and lives in a red brick building next to Bob's diner.
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I've dated one woman in my life named Kirsten and she was a freak-a-leak.

Edit: of course, she was a Scorpio, so that probably had more to do with it.

And exactly what do you mean about being a Scorpio, etc., etc.. I happen to be a Scorpio so watch it Mister!

he means exactly what he said. My second youngest brother is a Scorpio and quite the freak a leak tattoo artiste.

[Maggot]

Hi B.H. !!! How are your birds doing this summer?

[blueberryhill]

Hi B.H. !!! How are your birds doing this summer?

So glad you asked........they usually nest and lay eggs in early Spring, buth they have been building nests since April and they dump twigs, weeds, etc. all over my patio....I was getting sick of this so one day a gigantic wind storm blew everything off my patio.....Well, i have a ceiling fan on the patio and this is where the birds like to build their nest, i.e, on the blades of the fan so there goes the fan turning and swirling from the wind.....After the wind and dust finally subsided, I noticed the birds were flying very erratically and kept losing altitude and almost crashing on ground.....I soon realized that they were dizzy and acting like they were drunk......I felt very bad for them.....then this guy from the State Fish and Game depart knocked on my door and said something about he had heard I was contributing to the delinquency of minor birds........I said, no, that I am a former employee of the US Forest Service and I know I can get a fine if I feed the wildlife.
He refused to believe I was innocent and he fined me for contributing to the delinquincy of these crazy birds. Maybe they should learn how to fly before they decide to nest on the blade of a fan, get dizzy and fall all over the place. I don't even know what kind of bird it is, they are very noisy and a little bigger than a dove and have a big ole' pecker......
Thanks for asking! and they gather enough twigs to start a bonfire on your patio or deck.....Sorry, I didn't understand why you posted the little Santa Claus......but, i do have a story about that, too, but can't stay much longer.

[username]

Wait just.a.minute...you were "contributing to the delinquency of minor birds"?

You're yanking my feathers, right? I probably belong in the coo-coo's nest just for asking.

[Maggot]

Screw Santa what you should be wondering is how I knew about your "birds"

[Duchess]

Wait just.a.minute...you were "contributing to the delinquency of minor birds"?

Shocking, huh. She's old enough to know better. Poor birds :(

[Maggot]

B.H. Makes me look at humanity through Jane Goodall glasses.