Bumperstickers

[Maggot]

Jesus fish doesn't phase me. There are people that come to me house trying to get me to put political signs on my lawn. Screw that!

[Ski at 1SKY6]

But would you be extra careful if they had a Baby Jesus On Board sticker?

Yes, if John the Baptist's Head was on the dashboard in place of St. Christopher

[Blindgreed1]

Not a bumper sticker, but when I see cars that have "Honk it's my Birthday!!!" painted on the windows, I honk to get their attention so that they can see me flipping them off. Most seem to get a kick out of it. Maybe it's because i'm smiling while I do it?

[FAHQTOO]

I'd NEVER put a political sticker on my car....that's just asking to get it keyed as far as I'm concerned. Stupid.

When I see people with political stickers on their car my first thought is they're not all there. Pyropappy for example.

What about a Jesus fish, anyone have one? I've noticed that people with Jesus fish on their cars are usually bad drivers.

My son bought a used car with a jesus fish on it. He never took it off the whole time he had it.

[Maggot]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Jesus fish.

[sally]

Your mom is my other ride.

[Duchess]

I have a small-ish St Francis statue in my garden.

[Jimbone]

What about a Jesus fish, anyone have one? I've noticed that people with Jesus fish on their cars are usually bad drivers.

I've seen two variations on the Jesus fish that have made me chuckle:



and



I'm also fond of people who put 'the shocker' decal on their car.

[HairOfTheDog]

I've seen this gem on bumpers and back windows a few times.



It ranks right up there with No Fat Chicks, the big-boobed mud flaps, and Honk if You're Horny.

[Midwest Spy]

I put one on recently, mostly to aggravate my wife.

You see, we're both first-born in our family's, so we have control issues.

Our younger siblings would say we're, gasp, bossy.

So, I found this beauty, and placed it on my vehicle:

"I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

[Ski at 1SKY6]

Hello Midwest Spy, you handsome devil.
My friend Angelo had MAFIA STAFF CAR, KEEPA U HANDS OFF, on his car. It was vandalized. I wonder?

[Jimbone]

I see a lot of those stick figure families on cars too... mostly minivans.

[Midwest Spy]

Hello Midwest Spy, you handsome devil.

And these Mock biotches say looks don't matter...

[Ski at 1SKY6]

Hello Midwest Spy, you handsome devil.

And these Mock biotches say looks don't matter...

They also say you get pedicures and cry when you watch Steel Magnolias. I'm not saying who spicifcally said that but consensus is you are sincere and sensitive. I like that in a guy, (I'm not coming on to you). My favorite movie is Field of dreams, my sister's is Dead Poets and my last partner's is Nell. What's yours?

[Maggot]

[Midwest Spy]

Hello Midwest Spy, you handsome devil.

And these Mock biotches say looks don't matter...

They also say you get pedicures and cry when you watch Steel Magnolias. I'm not saying who spicifcally said that but consensus is you are sincere and sensitive. I like that in a guy, (I'm not coming on to you). My favorite movie is Field of dreams, my sister's is Dead Poets and my last partner's is Nell. What's yours?

Ride My Face To Chicago.

[Ski at 1SKY6]

Hello Midwest Spy, you handsome devil.

And these Mock biotches say looks don't matter...

They also say you get pedicures and cry when you watch Steel Magnolias. I'm not saying who spicifcally said that but consensus is you are sincere and sensitive. I like that in a guy, (I'm not coming on to you). My favorite movie is Field of dreams, my sister's is Dead Poets and my last partner's is Nell. What's yours?

Ride My Face To Chicago.

You must be a friend of Suzy Creamcheese

[Jimbone]

MS is a big fan of the porn parody genre ski. Choke-A-Hontas, Hairy Daughter and the Philosphers Bone, The Slutty Professor, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon...

[Midwest Spy]

Hello Midwest Spy, you handsome devil.

And these Mock biotches say looks don't matter...

They also say you get pedicures and cry when you watch Steel Magnolias. I'm not saying who spicifcally said that but consensus is you are sincere and sensitive. I like that in a guy, (I'm not coming on to you). My favorite movie is Field of dreams, my sister's is Dead Poets and my last partner's is Nell. What's yours?

Ride My Face To Chicago.

You must be a friend of Suzy Creamcheese

The cheesier the better.

[sally]

MS is a big fan of the porn parody genre ski. Choke-A-Hontas, Hairy Daughter and the Philosphers Bone, The Slutty Professor, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon...

Mork and Milton.