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THANKSGIVING WEEK
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#221
11-23-2015, 02:13 PM
(11-23-2015, 02:09 PM)QueenBee Wrote:
(11-23-2015, 06:47 AM)Maggot Wrote: Every year I cannot find my electric knife. I'm ready this year and will cut through that bird like Darth Vader on meth.

With me it is the meat thermometer. Still have not found the thing.

Me neither so I'm using my syrup thermometer.
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11-24-2015, 04:19 PM
(11-22-2015, 08:15 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: I have always done the cornbread stuffing and is a favorite with most people....I usually make up batch of cornbread from mix,


I'm baking the cornbread now! Wish me luck. Cluck Cluck Cluck.
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11-26-2015, 01:45 AM
You will do great Duchess!

My relatives arrived today. I am so worried that they are going to fall on the ice or snow! It is so cold here this week! Last night was 9 degrees! (I know this belongs in the weather thread)
I already called home and found out about all of the good food I will be missing out on. I guess this year is an experiement, I will see what it is like to be away from my immediate family for T-day. Even though I have always dreamed of not having to be near them on the holidays, the truth is I will miss them.
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11-26-2015, 01:50 AM
Thanksgiving, America celebrating the arrival of its first refugees. Got to love the irony! Smiley_emoticons_smile
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11-26-2015, 02:24 AM
i suspect the ones without the casinos are not
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11-26-2015, 08:21 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Mockers!!
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11-26-2015, 09:48 AM
Thanks Ramseykittens, the bird is in the oven and the baileys is in the fridge.
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11-26-2015, 10:01 AM
We are having a sober TG. A bunch of kids from the center where Zack goes are coming over this afternoon. These kids are amazing and all are sober!
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11-26-2015, 10:14 AM
(11-26-2015, 08:21 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Happy Thanksgiving Mockers!!


Loveis

I second that.
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11-26-2015, 11:01 AM
A little different for me this year, we are not hosting. The GF is a mess, her dog is circling the drain and has been for the last 3 weeks so she just can't do it this year. She has a cousin here in town that she grew up with, so they are hosting this year. I still get to cook some, I have a 20lb bird just out of the smoker and a 12lb one going in the fryer in a bit, dressing and gravy are done, all I will have to do is load up.
So, I hope all you folks have a wonderful day with family and friends

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11-26-2015, 03:09 PM
Gobble, gobble, gobble. Eat me, I'm a turkey.

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11-26-2015, 03:12 PM
Dude.
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11-26-2015, 03:15 PM
I know, I know, sick and twisted.
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11-26-2015, 04:49 PM
My sister and her kids rolled into town in the wee hours. I'm really happy they made it up.

They're at the pier with my niece, and I'm drinking Bloody Marys and basting and stuff.Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

It smells so good in here.

Happy Thanksgiving all.

P.s. Rams, I'm so glad your son is doing well.
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11-26-2015, 06:01 PM
It's just us so I'm not going all out with the cooking. I bought Stove Top stuffing and my dad is rolling in his grave. I don't think Stove Top is all that bad actually and it saved me from having to chop up a bunch of celery and onions and crap.

I always decorate the inside of my house for Christmas, but I've never done the outside. My daughter talked me into buying a bunch of outside decorations while we were at Lowes so tomorrow I will be joining the rest of the yuppies in the neighborhood and lighting this mother fucker up.

Happy Thanksgiving.
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11-26-2015, 11:56 PM
I should put the lights up this weekend, however Vegas is calling me.
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11-27-2015, 12:22 AM
Stove Top Stuffing???? Sally, I am rolling in my grave, and I am not even dead yet.
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11-27-2015, 09:39 AM
(11-26-2015, 06:01 PM)sally Wrote: it saved me from having to chop up a bunch of celery and onions and crap.

..two and a half minutes work.

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11-27-2015, 11:05 AM
STFU Crash. I made veal dressing. From scratch. And it was delicious.
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11-27-2015, 11:28 AM
(11-27-2015, 09:39 AM)crash Wrote:
(11-26-2015, 06:01 PM)sally Wrote: it saved me from having to chop up a bunch of celery and onions and crap.

..two and a half minutes work.

Jesus wept; you're turning into the new ramsey

At least my Stove Top stuffing didn't contribute to the torture of baby calves. Don't you ever compare me to that cunt again, jackass.
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