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#21
12-13-2015, 06:00 AM
(12-13-2015, 02:41 AM)Love Child Wrote: I wonder how people feel about Victoria Donda Perez? She breast fed while attending parliamentary session of Agrentinia. She did not cover up.


It's unprofessional. I don't view that any different than if she had brought her child to a board meeting and bottle fed it during it. It's crass and I would be forced to question the judgement of anyone who did it.
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12-13-2015, 07:09 PM
(12-12-2015, 04:37 PM)sally Wrote: That would be pretty funny if I was 5 years old.

It was a Carson bit, Karnak the magnificent. Sorta popular back in the day. Not disputing the five-year-old part. Gotta play to the room.
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#23
12-13-2015, 07:45 PM
You might need therapy after this. Oldie but a goodie

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12-13-2015, 09:01 PM
(12-12-2015, 08:47 PM)sally Wrote: Unless it's one of your co-workers pussy farting around and leaving all the work for you to do. Then it's not funny at all.

Ive usually only ever heard pussy farts when I'm doing all the work. It's never bothered me at the time.
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12-13-2015, 09:53 PM
(12-13-2015, 09:01 PM)crash Wrote:
(12-12-2015, 08:47 PM)sally Wrote: Unless it's one of your co-workers pussy farting around and leaving all the work for you to do. Then it's not funny at all.

Ive usually only ever heard pussy farts when I'm doing all the work. It's never bothered me at the time.

Trust me, you're not doing all the work. Do you think it's comfortable to have your legs stiff and spread eagle with your feet on top of someone's shoulders, it's not as fun as it looks.
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12-13-2015, 10:32 PM
Only once in that situation have I ever had an inclination that it wasn't fun for her. It was quickly fixed with a less...intrusive position.

You're just not happy unless you're on top.

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12-14-2015, 06:46 AM
(12-13-2015, 09:53 PM)sally Wrote: Trust me, you're not doing all the work. Do you think it's comfortable to have your legs stiff and spread eagle with your feet on top of someone's shoulders, it's not as fun as it looks.

I care, that's why I used to take a tape measure on dates.
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12-14-2015, 10:17 AM
Does any woman really enjoy the 69 position?
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12-14-2015, 10:46 AM
The position would be fine if not for the view.
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12-14-2015, 11:27 AM
It's not fine. How about you be on top?
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12-14-2015, 11:57 AM
(12-14-2015, 11:27 AM)ramseycat Wrote: It's not fine. How about you be on top?

Just the thought of a hairy asshole near my nose is messing up my breakfast.
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12-14-2015, 01:15 PM
(12-14-2015, 10:17 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Does any woman really enjoy the 69 position?


Can't say as I do. I like both things involving that particular position but not the position.

Maggot, whose hairy ass is that?
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12-14-2015, 01:21 PM
All assholes have a little hair around them..........stop making me queasy. The_Villagers

Unless your Kate Upton, then you have a little man with a little razor that cleans up the peach fuzz
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12-14-2015, 02:00 PM
(12-14-2015, 01:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: All assholes have a little hair around them..........


*gasp* No way! I better check.
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12-14-2015, 03:15 PM
(12-14-2015, 10:17 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Does any woman really enjoy the 69 position?

If memory serves me right, I thought it was just fine.. somehow, you just fit and I have never experienced a hairy ass....I think someone here on Mock whose name starts with an "M" is the only one with a hairy asshole.
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12-14-2015, 03:20 PM
(12-14-2015, 03:15 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: If memory serves me right, I thought it was just fine.


hah

I pretty much love everything about you, BH. I think you're hilarious and bold. You make me laugh and I really appreciate that.
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12-14-2015, 07:34 PM
(12-14-2015, 03:15 PM)blueberryhill Wrote:
(12-14-2015, 10:17 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Does any woman really enjoy the 69 position?

If memory serves me right, I thought it was just fine.. somehow, you just fit and I have never experienced a hairy ass....I think someone here on Mock whose name starts with an "M" is the only one with a hairy asshole.

It's uncomfortable and it's hard to concentrate on the blow job while being distracted by the servicing. I'd rather just take turns.
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12-14-2015, 07:44 PM
(12-14-2015, 03:15 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: I think someone here on Mock whose name starts with an "M" is the only one with a hairy asshole.

And now the winner of Mock's Biggest Bush. It's on the wrong end, but a big bush all the same.

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12-14-2015, 08:08 PM
Congratulations Maggot!

I think F.U. probably has a bushy one too, but you beat his ass by a hair.

Don't get all big-headed about your victory though. Cars could probably beat you by a nose in the nostril hair championship.
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12-14-2015, 08:59 PM
(12-14-2015, 07:34 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(12-14-2015, 03:15 PM)blueberryhill Wrote:
(12-14-2015, 10:17 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Does any woman really enjoy the 69 position?

If memory serves me right, I thought it was just fine.. somehow, you just fit and I have never experienced a hairy ass....I think someone here on Mock whose name starts with an "M" is the only one with a hairy asshole.

It's uncomfortable and it's hard to concentrate on the blow job while being distracted by the servicing. I'd rather just take turns.

I used to enjoy the hell out of this until Michael Douglas made everyone aware that eating pussy leads to mouth cancer.
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