MY GOD!

[Maggot]

I'm very fond of my grizzly ass. There...... I've said it.

[crash]

If eating pussy gives me mouth cancer then I guess Ill just have to brace myself for chemo. It's my favourite thing in the world.

Sixty nine is awkward when you get down to it; you're the wrong way around to be doing the clitterbug properly, and if you're into a little head, once I go to work, good luck keeping my dick in your mouth.

[Donovan]

Angles are all wrong, not to mention the size difference between the average man and woman. And I'm with Crash. If women gonna be the death of me, well what a way to go.

Once upon a long time ago I got hold of a willing partner and the Kama Sutra and we tried out a great many of the positions. Come to find out, many are damn near unworkable or just plain awkward. I do, however, highly recommend a variation on sixty nine where the male literally holds the female on his chest reverse style, locked hands in the small of her back, while she utilizes her hands on his lower half. Standing up didn't work so well due to blood flow to the brain and gravity. But in a recliner? Whooooboy. Gave her all sorts of grinding leverage and allowed for quite a bit of mutual pleasure but no nose-in-the-asscrack.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, Crash and Donovan, that all sounds fine -- in theory.

But, unless you plan on eating a lot of strange and lying to all the women, or you tether yourself to one truly weak or self-centered bitch, you probably won't die the glorious 'face down in a female crotch' death.

I think most of us thinking/feeling women would refuse to knowingly feed pussy-eating fiends if allowing it meant substantially increasing their chances of getting cancer. I wouldn't be a feeder in such a case, even if it was my favorite thing sexually.

However, if reverse cowgirl penetration were discovered to substantially increase a man's chances of getting cancer...........well, risk builds character in a man (and you bastards have gotta go sometime).

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't fart and I have excellent dinner table etiquette.

Same here.

I'm thinking of changing my ways now that I've seen this breaking news story though.



A new study coming out of Stanford University claims that “one fart burns approximately 67 calories. Farting 52 times in one day can burn 1 pound of fat.” In addition to that, the amount of calories burned by farting would also depend on how long the fart lasts and how much energy you use to do it. For those longer, extended farts, some people can burn close to 90 calories per release.

http://now8news.com/according-to-researc...-per-fart/

[Donovan]

Yeah Hot D I suspect most women are caring and thoughtful and would be all like, "hey honey, I know you're really enjoying yourself down there but I just read this thing where you can get cancer from eating my-yi-yi-YIII...okay maybe just one more minute."

[HairOfTheDog]

If it came out that eating pussy xxx more times/hours would give you mouth cancer and you kept diving in anyway, I guess it wouldn't be your woman's fault for taking advantage of the situation.

If she insisted on marrying you as you headed for the magic number and always made sure your life insurance premiums were paid on time, I could understand her begging for "one more minute" all the time.

Assisted suicide is definitely more caring and thoughtful (and less risky) than the alternative.

[crash]

Assisted suicide is definitely more caring and thoughtful (and less risky) than the alternative.

When I'm done with this world, Ima hold you to it. We can go catch a movie, get a burrito from a roach coach and you can rodeo me backwards outta this world.

[HairOfTheDog]

Assisted suicide is definitely more caring and thoughtful (and less risky) than the alternative.

When I'm done with this world, Ima hold you to it. We can go catch a movie, get a burrito from a roach coach and you can rodeo me backwards outta this world.

We can bring the Star Shower lights inside for a touch of romance even; just the red ones.

[crash]

[blueberryhill]

If m emory serves me right, I thought it was just fine.

I pretty much love everything about you, BH. I think you're hilarious and bold. You make me laugh and I really appreciate that.

Back at you, Duchess You always say such nice things to me. I have enjoyed Mock and have laughed and been entertained so much for the last almost 5 years now. Started with Johnny and Lisa....

Merry Christmas to everyone.....and may the coming year be filled with peace and happiness.....did I really just say that? "just stay out of trouble," and be safe.