DICK, READ MY LIPS

[Duchess]

I posted recently that I had been thinking about Dick and this title popped into my mind. I needed a reason to use it, it makes me laugh. It makes my mind go straight into the gutter and because I'm warped I find that amusing. Now I have to inspire you to post. Do you eat goat? Do you have a dick in your life? Would you tell a lovely woman that her ass is too big to fit in Santa's sleigh?

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Yes I eat Goat, usually from one of the Jamacan places around here.
Yes my dick and I have traveled long together
No I would not unless it was my job to get the damn thing loaded, then I would try a more tactful approach

[sally]

I've never tried goat so I can't say I wouldn't like it even though I'm pretty sure I wouldn't.

Yes I have a dick in my life, everyone should.

Yes Duchess, your wide load ass is too big to fit in Santa's sleigh much less any of your old jeans.

[Duchess]

Yes Duchess, your wide load ass is too big to fit in Santa's sleigh much less any of your old jeans.

Dick told LC her ass was too big for Santa's sleigh.

[ramseycat]

I'm not eating that.

And yes my ass is too big to fit in Santa's sleigh.