Display

[Donovan]

Go to your local crafty chick store like Michael's or Hobby Lobby, some place that deals in artificial flowers. They live for displaying that kind of thing and have tons of specially designed display stuff for whatever you want to do. Generally fairly cheap. And the women there are frequently knowledgable.

[HairOfTheDog]

You could stick them up your ass and fart "here comes the bride" at the next wedding you go to.

So far, I think this is the best suggestion, F.U.

The mental picture made me laugh.

I muted the audio though.

[sally]

Yeah, telling people to stick things up their ass never gets old, It always sounds funny.

[F.U.]

What ever I do it will need to have room for expansion. I usually get her 3 a year so I will need room to grow.

Why don't you ask your wife what she would like to do with them. You know since they're her roses and all.

Because I was trying to do something nice for her. Ya know something she wouldn't expect, out of the blue kinda thing.

[Duchess]

Wanting to surprise her is a lovely idea but given this is something she will probably spend the rest of her life with you might want to get her input. You don't have to divulge what your intentions are, just nonchalantly start a conversation about it, toss some ideas around and see what she says.

[F.U.]

Yeah, telling people to stick things up their ass never gets old, It always sounds funny.

One for you,

[F.U.]

You could stick them up your ass and fart "here comes the bride" at the next wedding you go to.

So far, I think this is the best suggestion, F.U.

The mental picture made me laugh.

I muted the audio though.

and one for you.

[HairOfTheDog]

What ever I do it will need to have room for expansion. I usually get her 3 a year so I will need room to grow.

Why don't you ask your wife what she would like to do with them. You know since they're her roses and all.

Because I was trying to do something nice for her. Ya know something she wouldn't expect, out of the blue kinda thing.

This could be a unique and playful way to display the flowers for her F.U.; all natural and something she might not expect.




Kinda zen artsy.........Be the vase F.U. That's right man, be the vase.

(Hey, it beats the hell out of those cheezy Skinemax soft-core porn scenarios you try to pass off as romantic seduction.)

[Duchess]

Be the vase, FU, BE THE VASE!