I DON'T LIKE...

[F.U.]

This place confuses the fuck out of me anymore. At its birth it was all mocking, that was cool. I leave for a while , come back and its full of hens clucking about recipes and shit, little to no mocking. Now I guess we are going back to mock. COOL, I just wanna know where I need to stand. To Mock or not to Mock, that is the question.

You can do whatever you feel like, that's what I do. You can mock or be serious or be nice or post recipes you found off Better Homes and Gardens.... Whatever you want to do at the time.

Do you have any recipes for sex lube?


Do you want one?
http://www.primallyinspired.com/love-lot...nt-recipe/

[sally]

Sex lube? WTF do I look like 80 years old? I'm still self lubricating at this point.

[F.U.]

Don't like a good rub down with love oil? Hmm Nothing quite like nekid lubed up twister.

[F.U.]

Blueberry, some people may or may not get you, BUT, the one thing you absolutely do not want to do is:

have people confuse you for Ramsey.

Keep it interesting, witty, slutty, bull-shitty, etc.

Anything other than boring.

I find Kitten many things, not one of them is boring. Just saying

[sally]

Don't like a good rub down with love oil? Hmm Nothing quite like nekid lubed up twister.

Oh, you meant that. I like a good rub down that ends up with me falling asleep.

[F.U.]

Don't like a good rub down with love oil? Hmm Nothing quite like nekid lubed up twister.

Oh, you meant that. I like a good rub down that ends up with me falling asleep.

What? No intense love making before you pass out dripping in sweat? WTH, somebody aint doing something right.

[sally]

What? No intense love making before you pass out dripping in sweat? WTH, somebody aint doing something right.

That's what I told that chink bastard at the Oriental massage parlor. I thought my 50 bucks was going to include a happy ending.

[F.U.]

What? No intense love making before you pass out dripping in sweat? WTH, somebody aint doing something right.

That's what I told that chink bastard at the Oriental massage parlor. I thought my 50 bucks was going to include a happy ending.

They just shut our happy ending massage parlor down in our town. No more happy ending for you.

[ramseycat]

Most people wont even have a conversation with me and some will even cross the street if they are walking towards me [not bragging, just saying]. There are a lot of people that, after years of knowing who I am and seeing me around, finally strike up a conversation. Then they tell me how they were always afraid to talk to me because I am intimidating and they have seen how I react when disrespected. Many from the bar have seen me throwing people out and seen me take on more than one person at a time. That scares some people. So I don't see why anyone from here would be any different IRL, if they hadn't already talked with me and already know how nice a guy I am,
I do agree it is nice to talk about a wide variety of things that normally I would never touch on IRL. The pick and choose part though, I do that IRL. I am not afraid to tell someone to STFU and just walk away from them.

I'm sure you probably are tough looking. Maybe scary. OOOO the big bad biker! I don't say that as an insult to you but to people that make judgements on appearance. I'd walk right up to you and ask you for directions. It's been my experience that most people are fairly decent no matter what they look like.

[ramseycat]

if it was a woman instead of a guy the girls would serve the beat down.

Are you saying if I gave you some lip in real life your wimmen would beat my ass? Are you serious?

I don't know what you mean by some lip. Joking is one thing, I am not talking about joking. I don't expect most of you to understand this life, I really don't. So I am not even going to try and explain it.

If I'm understanding you correctly, you're fine with joking around. Busting each other's chops. But you won't tolerate real disrespect. Say if we disagree on a topic and I don't respect your right to have a different opinion.

[ramseycat]

Blueberry, some people may or may not get you, BUT, the one thing you absolutely do not want to do is:

have people confuse you for Ramsey.

Keep it interesting, witty, slutty, bull-shitty, etc.

Anything other than boring.

I find Kitten many things, not one of them is boring. Just saying

MS is jealous of our relationship. He knows IRL I'd choose you over his metro sexual ass anyway. Most women would.

[sally]

MS is jealous of our relationship. He knows IRL I'd choose you over his metro sexual ass anyway. Most women would.

Hypothetically I'd choose MS. Not because of physical appearances ( my husband is a big mean looking guy with long hair and a beard) but just because I think we'd be more compatible. I'm not a biker and have no interest in a biker lifestyle. My idea of fun is eating raw oysters and drinking beer out on the river or ocean, not drinking beer and getting into brawls at the local redneck pub.

Although I don't mind going to little hole in the wall redneck and biker bars, I've been to plenty. But that whole biker lifestyle thing just isn't up my alley.

[Donovan]

It has been my life experience to know a great many tough guys and a few genuinely bad men. Tough guys always want to scrap, which is pretty annoying but not particularly scary. But bad men will just look at you thoughtfully and chill you to the fucking bone. Like they've already decided to end you and are mulling over the most convenient way to do it.

[F.U.]

Blueberry, some people may or may not get you, BUT, the one thing you absolutely do not want to do is:

have people confuse you for Ramsey.

Keep it interesting, witty, slutty, bull-shitty, etc.

Anything other than boring.

I find Kitten many things, not one of them is boring. Just saying

MS is jealous of our relationship. He knows IRL I'd choose you over his metro sexual ass anyway. Most women would.

Its not a contest Kitten. There are only 2 women here that I would ever think of in that way and I am not saying who the other one is.

[F.U.]

It has been my life experience to know a great many tough guys and a few genuinely bad men. Tough guys always want to scrap, which is pretty annoying but not particularly scary. But bad men will just look at you thoughtfully and chill you to the fucking bone. Like they've already decided to end you and are mulling over the most convenient way to do it.

Be nice, be nice until its time to not be nice.

[HairOfTheDog]

if it was a woman instead of a guy the girls would serve the beat down.

Are you saying if I gave you some lip in real life yur wimmens would beat my ass? Are you serious?

F.U.'s wife and her girlfriend would put a beat down on me if I were to mock something he said, in person, and he felt disrespected by it.

With all due respect, I find that hilarious and were I not refraining from possibly hurting his feelings, I'd mock the shit outta that shit.

So, I'll just say that I feel duly warned. I might be a little rusty; I haven't had to rip out 4 nipple rings in a single bout in months. And, the possibility of takin' a lickin' from the gangsta biker chicks does make me cringe a little.

I'm scared straight alright.

[ramseycat]

MS is jealous of our relationship. He knows IRL I'd choose you over his metro sexual ass anyway. Most women would.

Hypothetically I'd choose MS. Not because of physical appearances ( my husband is a big mean looking guy with long hair and a beard) but just because I think we'd be more compatible. I'm not a biker and have no interest in a biker lifestyle. My idea of fun is eating raw oysters and drinking beer out on the river or ocean, not drinking beer and getting into brawls at the local redneck pub.

Although I don't mind going to little hole in the wall redneck and biker bars, I've been to plenty. But that whole biker lifestyle thing just isn't up my alley.

I'm not sure I could live the biker lifestyle. I'm too opinionated. And I hate being controlled. We are equals or we are nothing. Maybe I have incorrect information about the biker lifestyle. IDK.

[Duchess]

We are equals or we are nothing.

Amen

[aussiefriend]

Blueberry, some people may or may not get you, BUT, the one thing you absolutely do not want to do is:

have people confuse you for Ramsey.

Keep it interesting, witty, slutty, bull-shitty, etc.

Anything other than boring.

I find Kitten many things, not one of them is boring. Just saying

MS is jealous of our relationship. He knows IRL I'd choose you over his metro sexual ass anyway. Most women would.

Its not a contest Kitten. There are only 2 women here that I would ever think of in that way and I am not saying who the other one is.

It's me I know. It started with an innocent beer.

[F.U.]

if it was a woman instead of a guy the girls would serve the beat down.

Are you saying if I gave you some lip in real life yur wimmens would beat my ass? Are you serious?

F.U.'s wife and her girlfriend would put a beat down on me if I were to mock something he said, in person, and he felt disrespected by it.

With all due respect, I find that hilarious and were I not refraining from possibly hurting his feelings, I'd mock the shit outta that shit.

So, I'll just say that I feel duly warned. I might be a little rusty; I haven't had to rip out 4 nipple rings in a single bout in months. And, the possibility of takin' a lickin' from the gangsta biker chicks does make me cringe a little.

I'm scared straight alright.

Don't you worry your pretty little head. My fragile little flowers don't want to mess with you my California cupcake. They may talk big but I am sure that if they ever read your posts they would run for the hills. I am personally glad that you live waaaaaaay out there and we live waaaaaay over here. I would hate to think there would ever come a time when they would accidently bump into you in a dark alley. I am sure that you would be able to really give my little flowers a beat down and I really don't want that. And please, PLEASE, don't ever come to east central Iowa because if you happen to track them down I am sure the law would once again blame the biker chicks, even if they were the ones laying in the hospital, and charge them with yet another assault charge and the GF just got off paper and she cant afford to get put back into the system.
So it is not you , but rather my girls that are scarred straight.

P.S. I like their nipple rings so do this one favor for me and please don't rip them out.