Pokemon Penance

[Maggot]

I'm going to the zoo this week to watch the monkeys masturbate and throw dung. And watch the Tigers and Lions yawn.

[Carsman]

"A TV anchor oblivious on Live TV, attributed to pokemon." (Luckily she wasn't driving) This is getting out of hand quickly, and it's only the tip of the iceberg!

A Meteorologist was giving the Monday weather report at 10News WTSP when his TV anchor causally walked in front of the camera, unaware of her surroundings and interrupted her colleague during the forecast.

The shocked Meteorologist said: "She's looking for Pokemon! You guys have got to be careful with these phones and this Pokemon!"

[SIXFOOTERsez]

walking right past the gaters and birds...

Well they are kind of fucking boring.

I can see that, but then why even go out there?

[Maggot]

walking right past the gaters and birds...

Well they are kind of fucking boring.

I can see that, but then why even go out there?

Looking for a place to hide the bodies?

[cannongal]

Pokemon Go crash: CNY driver hits tree while playing game...

Taken From: http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/..._game.html

AUBURN, N.Y. -- A driver was playing Pokemon Go Tuesday night when he swerved off an Auburn road and hit a tree, police said.

A man, 28, was trying to catch Pokemon on his phone at 10:44 p.m. while driving near 144 Owasco St., said the Auburn Police Department. Distracted by the game, the man drove his car off the roadway and crashed into a tree, police said.

The man was not seriously injured, police said. The crash left the front end of his car crumpled.

The man admitted he was playing Pokemon Go while driving, police said.

Auburn Police Chief Shawn Butler said the driver's name will be released after police finish investigating the crash. Traffic tickets are pending.

In the wake of the crash, police urged the public to use common sense when playing the game.

Police offered the following advice to Pokemon Go players:

Don't play the game while driving a car or bicycle.

Don't trespass on private property just to "catch" a Pokemon.

Avoid staring down at your phone and be aware of hazards like roadways, drop-offs and waterways.

Be cautious of who you share your location with.

Don't travel alone.

Pokemon Go is an explosively popular app. Users who play the GPS-based game use their phones to search for and catch Pokemon.

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I still think the app creators are going to get sued at some point.

I saw a story yesterday about a new anchor that walk in front of the camera while the weatherman was doing his report.




people are strange.....

[Duchess]

It's a little bizarre to me to see adults so into this game.

[Carsman]

It's a little bizarre to me to see adults so into this game.

That's a wide brush stroke calling them adults.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!

[FAHQTOO]

I heard 2 guys walked off a cliff yesterday. Don't know if it's true or not.

[Duchess]

That's a wide brush stroke calling them adults.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!

I'm sure it's as bizarre as a grown woman arguing bullshit with anonymous people online.

[cannongal]

I heard 2 guys walked off a cliff yesterday. Don't know if it's true or not.

yup, well, the news says so anyway...

Taken from:
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Tw...43551.html

Two men fell off a cliff Wednesday in San Diego's North County while playing "Pokemon Go," the Encinitas Fire Department confirmed.
San Diego Lifeguards reported that someone had fallen off a cliff at E Street around 1:12 p.m. When the Encinitas Fire Department arrived, they found a man around 80 to 90 feet down the cliff, on the beach.
Crews found a second man who was unconscious about 50 feet down the cliff.
Both men were taken to Scripps La Jolla Hospital.
According to the San Diego County Sheriff's Department (SDSO), the men were ages 21 and 22 years old. Deputies believe one of the men may have consumed alcohol.
The extent of their injuries was unknown.

[Duchess]

I tell people all the time that we are outnumbered by stupid people. Here's another wonderful example.

[Maggot]

2 down another zillion to go.

[Carsman]

That's a wide brush stroke calling them adults.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!

I'm sure it's as bizarre as a grown woman arguing bullshit with anonymous people online.

What do you mean anonymous, I'm Catholic!

[cannongal]

Dad tells deputies 'Whatever' after abandoning 2-year-old to play 'Pokemon Go'

Taken from: http://www.fox25boston.com/news/trending.../415769031


SAN TAN VALLEY, Ariz. —
Sheriff's deputies in Arizona arrested a couple after their 2-year-old son was found abandoned last week in only a diaper and T-shirt outside the family's home, the Pinal County Sheriff's Office said Monday. The parents later admitted to authorities that they left the boy to play "Pokemon Go."

"Deputies found the child locked out of his home in 96 degree weather with no water while his parents were gone, interacting with their smartphone game," on July 28, Sheriff Paul Babeu said.

The boy was screaming and crying when a neighbor found him as he desperately tried to get inside his home around 10:30 p.m., according to deputies. The neighbor called 911 after realizing that there was no one else at the San Tan Valley home.

"The child was red faced, sweaty and dirty," PCSO public information officer Mark Clark said.

His home was unlocked, and deputies went in. They found three dogs and a phone number belonging to the child's father, 27-year-old Brent Daley. They called to inform him that his child had been found abandoned.

"Whatever," he replied, according to deputies, before hanging up.

Authorities waited for Daley to return home for nearly an hour. When he did, he had the child's mother, 25-year-old Brienne Daley, with him.

They told deputies they left the boy sleeping while they went to put gas in their car. Deputies arrested them on charges of child neglect and endangerment.

They later admitted that they left their son alone in the house for up to 90 minutes to play "Pokemon Go," Sheriff Paul Babeu said.

"They were driving around San Tan Valley, stopping at parks and other places to interact with the game," Babeu said. "This goes beyond comprehension."

The Daleys were booked into Pinal County Adult Detention Center but have since been released, according to jail records. The Arizona Department of Child Services took custody of their son.


Deputies in Pina County, Arizona, arrested Brent Daley, 27, and Brienne Daley, 25 on charges of child neglect and endagerment on Thursday, July 28, 2016, after authorities say they abandoned their 2-year-old son to play "Pokemon Go."

[cannongal]

Woman tells police she was RAPED by a Pokemon Go character after she felt an ‘assault’... and the virtual reality game detected the creature in her bedroom

Taken from: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...droom.html

Police say a young woman has lodged a formal complaint that she has been raped - by a Pokemon.
She told officers that she had been sexually assaulted by a giant Pokemon in her apartment in the Russian capital city of Moscow.
The married woman, whose name has not been released, had reportedly been playing Pokemon GO before she fell asleep.
She claimed that she woke up to find a huge Pokemon lying on top of her body and says it was raping her.

The woman says the Pokemon disappeared when she jumped out of bed - but says the Pokemon GO app on her phone could still detect the same virtual character's presence on her bed.
She woke up her husband to tell her what had happened who told police officers that he did not believe her and told her to see a psychiatrist.
Russian news website Bloknot reports that the police did not believe her either and that the woman then went to see a psychic who was unable to help her.
Ivan Makarov, the woman's friend, said: "She says there are too many Pokemon at her place and even the dog can sense them. She says the dog barks whenever she plays Pokemon GO."
Mr Makarov said that his friend had eventually accepted her husband's advice, in desperation, and had booked an appointment with a psychiatrist.

[Duchess]

She woke up her husband to tell her what had happened who told police officers that he did not believe her and told her to see a psychiatrist.

I agree with the husband.

[Clang McFly]

I bet it was Squirtle. He was selling a gently used rape kit on ProfessorOaklist

[Maggot]

Let me know when they start digging up graves to find a water Pokémon like Empoleon That might purge my armpit.

[Donovan]

Attorney for the defense: "he wasn't there to rape you, lady, he just wanted a pikachu." (see what I did there?)