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12-04-2016, 06:58 PM
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12-10-2016, 07:03 AM


I can watch 8 screens of football but because my team is doing so poorly I am uninterested in it all. They are a buzzkill :(



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12-10-2016, 10:58 AM
Our season has gone right into the toilet.

I fully expect us to lose to Jacksonville tomorrow.
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12-10-2016, 07:37 PM
(12-10-2016, 10:58 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Our season has gone right into the toilet.

I fully expect us to lose to Jacksonville tomorrow.
Nah, nobody loses to Jacksonville bro. I'm feeling a W against the Skins tomorrow because it's the worst thing that could happen for our division... It's what we do. hah
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12-11-2016, 04:53 PM
Cheap shot on Sproles. Sent him to the locker room. Everett better watch his ass. We're gunning for him now.
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12-11-2016, 06:05 PM


Hey MS. I was listening to the guys on Fox earlier and Terry said he thinks your guys are going to win your division.
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12-11-2016, 08:37 PM
(12-11-2016, 06:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Hey MS. I was listening to the guys on Fox earlier and Terry said he thinks your guys are going to win your division.

Well, that'd be pretty amazing.

We'd have to win our last 3 and Detroit would have to lose their last 3.

Hope he's right.
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12-11-2016, 09:21 PM
(12-11-2016, 08:37 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(12-11-2016, 06:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Hey MS. I was listening to the guys on Fox earlier and Terry said he thinks your guys are going to win your division.

Well, that'd be pretty amazing.

We'd have to win our last 3 and Detroit would have to lose their last 3.

Hope he's right.
I still think Terry should take out his fake tooth so that he looks as stupid as he really is. GB and the Lions are both rolling hard right now. I think the vikes and the Iggs will both be watching the playoffs on their couches this year. If we can pick up some linemen, Djax and 1 other receiver that can catch the ball we will be a formidable force next year.
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12-12-2016, 10:57 AM


So...my team.

*sigh*
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12-12-2016, 11:27 AM
Bradford has thrown a couple of really bad picks this year that have come at the worst time possible, but if I look at his entire body of work, he's played very well.

He threw a couple of nice deep balls yesterday and has really shown toughness that I don't think anybody knew about.

Our problem has really been a poor offensive line and the worst rushing attack in the league.

After being spoiled with 8-9 seasons of AP, this has been excruciating to watch. Our short yardage offense could be the worst of all time.

Yesterday we had 3rd and goal from the 1 on two different drives and got ZERO points on both possessions. Unbelievable.
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12-12-2016, 01:01 PM
(12-12-2016, 11:27 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Bradford has thrown a couple of really bad picks this year that have come at the worst time possible, but if I look at his entire body of work, he's played very well.

He threw a couple of nice deep balls yesterday and has really shown toughness that I don't think anybody knew about.

Our problem has really been a poor offensive line and the worst rushing attack in the league.

After being spoiled with 8-9 seasons of AP, this has been excruciating to watch. Our short yardage offense could be the worst of all time.

Yesterday we had 3rd and goal from the 1 on two different drives and got ZERO points on both possessions. Unbelievable.
We saw that a lot when he was in Philly too. I thought it was Kelley's scheme or play calling. And of course the ole 3 yard completed pass on 3rd and 15. I really don't miss either of those things, but he does have a nice touch pass.
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12-23-2016, 06:51 AM


Ahahaha! We beat those filthynewyorkgiants. 19

Does it look like my ass is draggin'?

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12-29-2016, 06:10 AM


I'm reading a lot of sports gossip that says DeSean is coming back to Philly. Do any of you Eagles fans think there is anything to this?
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12-29-2016, 07:11 AM
I only know one Eagles fan. Sarcastic
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12-29-2016, 01:58 PM


Wise ass.

My last game is this week. Whatta sucky season.
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12-29-2016, 09:42 PM
I'm feeling daring and want to know what MS is thinking about the next games. Tempting fate and all that is sometimes good for the soul.
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12-29-2016, 09:48 PM
New England will win on Sunday and Oakland will lose @ Denver.

#1 overall seed in the AFC goes to the Patriots.

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12-29-2016, 09:50 PM
Dammit!!
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12-29-2016, 10:03 PM
(12-29-2016, 09:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: Dammit!!

Don't you know?

My jinx only works on NFC clubs.

Happy days are here again (for you).
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12-29-2016, 10:09 PM
What a relief that is. The chamber was almost loaded.
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