HI THERE, CUTIE.

[Som Yung Ho]

You can buy a microwave hot dog steamer?

[Clang McFly]

Shut the fuck up and go blow your coffee maker.

No you shut the fuck up and go blow your As Seen On TV microwave hotdog steamer.

Mark should be along shortly offering to steam you one.

Fuck you! Those As Seen on TV products are as cheesy and tacky as BigMark.

(Though I must I did once consider buying the Genie Bra)

[sally]

You can buy a microwave hot dog steamer?

Yes for just four dollars and seventy six cents you can be a weenie steaming fool like Clang.

http://www.midlandhardware.com/213677.ht...AqmW8P8HAQ

[Clang McFly]

You can buy a microwave hot dog steamer?

Yes for just four dollars and seventy six cents you can be a weenie steaming fool like Clang.

http://www.midlandhardware.com/213677.ht...AqmW8P8HAQ

Why would you buy a separate product to microwave your hot dogs? My regular microwave microwaves them just fine. I don't hold steamed food in very high esteam.

[Som Yung Ho]

Agree, I put them on a plate with a bit of water. You too can do this by purchasing a plate for $0 from your cupboard and a small amount of water for $0 from your kitchen tap. Bargain!

[sally]

You can buy a microwave hot dog steamer?

Yes for just four dollars and seventy six cents you can be a weenie steaming fool like Clang.

http://www.midlandhardware.com/213677.ht...AqmW8P8HAQ

Why would you buy a separate product to microwave your hot dogs? My regular microwave microwaves them just fine. I don't hold steamed food in very high esteam.

Stop playing stupid Clang, we all know you use it for something other than steaming hotdogs.

[BigMark]

I bet Sallys hotdog steamer can handle the jumbo ones.

[Som Yung Ho]

I bet Sallys hotdog steamer can handle the jumbo ones.

You're just jelly cas you only have a cocktail weenie.

[BigMark]

Looks like we have something in common.

[blueberryhill]

You can buy a microwave hot dog steamer?

Yes for just four dollars and seventy six cents you can be a weenie steaming fool like Clang.

http://www.midlandhardware.com/213677.ht...AqmW8P8HAQ

Why would you buy a separate product to microwave your hot dogs? My regular microwave microwaves them just fine. I don't hold steamed food in very high esteam.

Why in the hell would any of you want steamed hot dogs in the first place?
If you are going to eat weiners, then fry them for God's sake.

[BigMark]

I bet you a fried a few wieners back in the day.

[Maggot]

That's a great debate fried or steamed wieners. I like steamed buns and fried dogs. steamed is nice occasional when I feel frisky.

[sally]

I bet you a fried a few wieners back in the day.

[Som Yung Ho]

Looks like we have something in common.

Yep, you have one and I HAVE many.

[Clang McFly]

You can buy a microwave hot dog steamer?

Yes for just four dollars and seventy six cents you can be a weenie steaming fool like Clang.

http://www.midlandhardware.com/213677.ht...AqmW8P8HAQ

Why would you buy a separate product to microwave your hot dogs? My regular microwave microwaves them just fine. I don't hold steamed food in very high esteam.

Stop playing stupid Clang, we all know you use it for something other than steaming hotdogs.

I'm not playing stupid. I don't even have any counter space for a wiener steamer. The little bit of counter space I have is used for the microwave. I don't even have room to use the juice smoothie blender my Dad won at the DMV Clambake.

[Clang McFly]

That's a great debate fried or steamed wieners. I like steamed buns and fried dogs. steamed is nice occasional when I feel frisky.

Fried wieners? Do you mean corn dogs? Those are awesome. I always get 4-5 of them when Sonic has then for 50 cents each.

[Clang McFly]

I bet Sallys hotdog steamer can handle the jumbo ones.

You're just jelly cas you only have a cocktail weenie.

[HairOfTheDog]

Want to go out...as in a date?

I'm asking, so I'm buying. What do you want to do? Eat? Movie? Party in a field?

Money is no object and since I really want this date with you, we'll do what you want to do.

Hell yeah, I wanna go out with you. But, it's my treat; I just scored us tickets for the hottest show in years.

That's right baby.........we're going to the Trump inauguration ceremony!



Rest up and feel better, Duchess. If we head out early, we can probably get there in time to wiggle our way stage-front for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's set.

[Som Yung Ho]

HOMO!!!

[HairOfTheDog]

I respect Duchess. It's not like I'm gonna grab her by the pussy at the Capitol building or anything.