RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread

[Maggot]

Do they "neck" before getting down to it?

[Duchess]

Do they "neck" before getting down to it?

Well, Maggottyboo, he rubs up against her bottom until she pees in his mouth. He'll then determine whether she's ready for him or not.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I hate being single.
Supposed to have a date tonight, we have been talking for a week and all was good wed evening.
Yesterday, no call back verifying tonight, today, no return and her profile deleted
This is Not supposed to be hard
Tomorrow is costing me near $500 and its not even a date, just a friend asked for an escort to a fancy party/fundraiser
fuck

[Maggot]

Sorry about that six but I chuckled a little.

[BigMark]

Mark, if she doesn't have this baby soon she is going to explode! She is so cumbersome. She was pissy with the vet last night and ran him out of the stall. She's had enough of this. Other than physical symptoms she won't show signs of labor, as in the wild that would be a sign of vulnerability.

April is 15, this is her 4^th baby.

Her mate, Oliver, is 5. This is his first. He'll take no part in raising this baby. He thinks about 2 things only, food & fucking.

Those things on their heads are called ossicones.

I'm waaay too into this giraffe.

[Duchess]

I get emails from stores saying my shopping cart misses me. Does that happen to anyone else?

[Clang McFly]

I get emails from stores saying my shopping cart misses me. Does that happen to anyone else?

Yes. I get emails all the time from JCPenney, adoreme.com, and Walmart.

[Duchess]

I expect to get notifications of sales and shit like that but it's strange to get them saying my shopping cart misses me. Stalking shopping cart. Weirdos.

[Clang McFly]

I expect to get notifications of sales and shit like that but it's strange to get them saying my shopping cart misses me. Stalking shopping cart. Weirdos.

Well some of them actually say "You left something in your shopping cart". Which I guess would be like if you went into an actual store and filled up your shopping cart and then left it and left the store without buying anything and a store employee ran after you and said "Hey! you left your shopping cart. Are you sure you don't want to buy these items?"

That's a little less creepy.

[Duchess]

I'm afraid to go into the Cowards Who Prey On Animals thread.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Pictures not bad but the story behind them is for several reasons

[Duchess]

It's hard for me to bear stories about animals being abused. Even when there are no pictures my mind's eye makes one for me :(

[Maggot]

If I never have to paint again it won't break my heart. I really hate painting. I can stain and varnish till the cows come home but painting gives me the eeby jeebies. It's so freaking boring.

[Midwest Spy]

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But we haven't done a bloody thing all day

The kettle's on the boil

And we're so easily called away

[sally]

It's hard for me to bear stories about animals being abused. Even when there are no pictures my mind's eye makes one for me :(

The pictures are bad even though they're only holding the dog. They're smiling, but the poor dog looks terrified like it knows what's coming. It was very disturbing. And for no apparent reason other than they just got some sick twisted pleasure from it.

[username]

I call bullshit. How could there possibly be only 14 pages of trivial bullshit in all of 2017 so far? I know you fuckers are more boring than that; post it up.

I went to a comedy show the other night. Very dark (and I'm not referring to his skin color) humor.

Just for MS. What do you get a girl friend that you've just accompanied to her abortion?











A mason jar.

I am going away this weekend, just me and my dog that shall never die. Rented a house out towards the coast with a fenced yard, creek down below....I know almost nothing else about it except it has electricity and wi-fi. I hope to get caught up on 6+ months of absence. Fuckin A.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I ran away last weekend. Took the new squeeze to a small beach hotel south of Sarasota. We spent the whole weekend in bed rolling around laughing, talking and getting to know each other

[Duchess]

Laughing is a very good sign! Go Six Go!

[BigMark]

That's what she said!

[Duchess]

Ahahaha!