ARE YOU GOING TO GET LAID?

[Clang McFly]

I don't like my sleep fucked with. I can turn crabby in a nanosecond. Grrr

I've gotten used to having my sleep fucked with. I'm a light sleeper and my Dad and brother stay up very late, plus the neighbors yard is less than a foot or two from my bedroom window and their dogs bark and the kids get up very early screaming and yelling. It also doesn't help I have a weak bladder/kidneys and I get up to pee almost every hour during the night.

[Duchess]

the neighbors yard is less than a foot or two from my bedroom window

I felt complete horror when I read that.

[Clang McFly]

the neighbors yard is less than a foot or two from my bedroom window

I felt complete horror when I read that.

Yeah it sucks, plus they have a trampoline. The kids can just bounce over the fence and get an eyeful of me in my usual state of undress or en femme.(I'm not keeping my blinds closed because some landlord/building planner made bad decisions) Plus I can see the patio/balcony of their second floor, I assume they can look down and see into my bedroom as well.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

We actually went 24 hrs with no sex, it was hell. Don't think we will do that again

[sally]

the neighbors yard is less than a foot or two from my bedroom window

I felt complete horror when I read that.

Yeah it sucks, plus they have a trampoline. The kids can just bounce over the fence and get an eyeful of me in my usual state of undress or en femme.(I'm not keeping my blinds closed because some landlord/building planner made bad decisions) Plus I can see the patio/balcony of their second floor, I assume they can look down and see into my bedroom as well.

When they're outside bouncing on the trampoline just lift up your dress and press your dick and balls up against the window. They'll never want to jump on that trampoline again

[BigMark]

Or continue living.

[Clang McFly]

the neighbors yard is less than a foot or two from my bedroom window

I felt complete horror when I read that.

Yeah it sucks, plus they have a trampoline. The kids can just bounce over the fence and get an eyeful of me in my usual state of undress or en femme.(I'm not keeping my blinds closed because some landlord/building planner made bad decisions) Plus I can see the patio/balcony of their second floor, I assume they can look down and see into my bedroom as well.

When they're outside bouncing on the trampoline just lift up your dress and press your dick and balls up against the window. They'll never want to jump on that trampoline again

And then I'll have to register as a sex offender and have a whole new reason women avoid me. Yay!

[Duchess]

The mental image of Clang pressing his dick & balls up against the window is a little much. I'm concerned he'll lose his balance and hurt himself.

[Clang McFly]

The mental image of Clang pressing his dick & balls up against the window is a little much. I'm concerned he'll lose his balance and hurt himself.

Nah, I'm tall and the window is low, I don't need to stand on tippy toes.

Lets test it out.

*presses dick and balls up against window*

*scurries away from window when he hears police sirens in the distance*

[BigMark]

Breaks glass and bangers and mash laying on the floor, clangs fantasy comes true.

[Clang McFly]

Breaks glass and bangers and mash laying on the floor, clangs fantasy comes true.

GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

[Duchess]

*presses dick and balls up against window*

Sally, see what you started?

[Blindgreed1]

*presses dick and balls up against window*

Sally, see what you started?

[Clang McFly]

*presses dick and balls up against window*

Sally, see what you started?

*presses dick and balls up against window*

Sally, see what you started?

[aussiefriend]

I've thought about this, unlike some desperados I would much rather be single and celibate than wasting my time with a faker.

[HairOfTheDog]

*scurries away from window when he hears police sirens in the distance*

Jesus Christ Clang. If you'd put the twig and berries away when you first heard the participants of the Widows and Orphans Walk for Hope gasping and screeching outside your window, you could have avoided another encounter with the heat. Watch your ass man. Sex offender status is for life; I'm surprised you didn't learn that in the seminary.

[Clang McFly]

I never made it to the seminary. I was rejected before I got that far.

Its probably for the best. I would have been too tempted to keep calling it the semen-airy.

[HairOfTheDog]

I never made it to the seminary. I was rejected before I got that far.

Its probably for the best. I would have been too tempted to keep calling it the semen-airy.

Cross-dressing, cone molestation, indecent exposure........and now word-play sacrilege. You're going to hell Clang. ')

[BigMark]

In a plaid handbasket, with matching bow.

[Clang McFly]

I never made it to the seminary. I was rejected before I got that far.

Its probably for the best. I would have been too tempted to keep calling it the semen-airy.

Cross-dressing, cone molestation, indecent exposure........and now word-play sacrilege. You're going to hell Clang. ')

Nah, I just got to go to Confession before I die and I'll be all forgiven.

I'll have to ask God for an extra sexy angel robe and see if I can have a halo that is also a strobe light.