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02-17-2018, 02:02 PM


I am. I like extension cords and I buy them in all sizes. I don't let anyone else use 'em either. No one puts them away like I do. I wrap them perfectly around my arm and make sure they can't become undone. I like lightbulbs & batteries too.

What are you weird about?
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02-17-2018, 02:07 PM
Oh shit, my aching fingers.
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02-20-2018, 12:22 AM
(02-17-2018, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I am. I like extension cords and I buy them in all sizes. I don't let anyone else use 'em either. No one puts them away like I do. I wrap them perfectly around my arm and make sure they can't become undone. I like lightbulbs & batteries too.

What are you weird about?

I used to be pretty weird about pillows -- decorative pillows. I've got a million of them. Last year, I moved most of them into cartons in the garage (but I still have quite a few in the house).

When I first moved to Northern California, I rented a small house and had about 50 candles in the living room which I lit almost every night for a couple of years. It was a cool vibe, I thought, but it was pretty weird looking back on it.
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02-20-2018, 08:10 AM
Whenever I get an elastic in my hands it winds up around my wrist, sometimes I look and see an elastic there and don't even remember putting it on. I usually end up shooting it at some poor victim.
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02-20-2018, 12:57 PM
(02-20-2018, 12:22 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(02-17-2018, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I am. I like extension cords and I buy them in all sizes. I don't let anyone else use 'em either. No one puts them away like I do. I wrap them perfectly around my arm and make sure they can't become undone. I like lightbulbs & batteries too.

What are you weird about?

I used to be pretty weird about pillows -- decorative pillows. I've got a million of them. Last year, I moved most of them into cartons in the garage (but I still have quite a few in the house).

When I first moved to Northern California, I rented a small house and had about 50 candles in the living room which I lit almost every night for a couple of years. It was a cool vibe, I thought, but it was pretty weird looking back on it.

I have a bunch of throw pillows too. I buy them and then decide I don't really like them, stuff them in the closet and then buy new ones. My husband even asked me how many fucking pillows are you going to buy. I had to stop with the candles too because my house was starting to look like the house Carrie lived in.
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02-20-2018, 01:21 PM


I just read that Duracell now has something called "power lock" and they are guaranteeing 10 years! Ten years! Be still my heart.
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02-20-2018, 04:03 PM
A battery that lasts ten years, dang girl!
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02-20-2018, 04:13 PM
(02-20-2018, 04:03 PM)BigMark Wrote: A battery that lasts ten years, dang girl!


Yeah! How 'bout that shit! I use a ton of batteries. Git yur mind outta the gutter. I have a bunch of faux candles that look like the real deal, right down to flickering, some are on timers and others have their own remote.
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02-20-2018, 04:23 PM
Those candles take big ass batteries too. Luminara I think they're called. We've got some as well, they are awesome.
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02-20-2018, 07:27 PM
That 10 years is Storage time, not use time. I use a lot of batteries too in all kinds of shit, flashlights, remotes, several of those candles, motion detectors in the house.
I spent a little smart money a while back and got a good universal battery charger on Amazon and have started using rechargeable batteries wherever I can. This thing will indipendantly charge 4 batteries at a time, all different sizes.
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02-21-2018, 01:46 AM
(02-20-2018, 04:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-20-2018, 04:03 PM)BigMark Wrote: A battery that lasts ten years, dang girl!


Yeah! How BZZZZT'bout that shit! I use a ton of batteries.BZZZZT Git yur mind outta the gutter.BZZZT I have a bunch of faux BZZZTcandles that look like the real deal, right downBZZZZT to flickering, some are on timers and bZZZZTothers have their own remote.


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02-21-2018, 05:47 AM


Oh dear. Changing things to fit your narrative makes you look like a typical trump supporting Republican.
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02-21-2018, 10:46 AM
Typical, yeah that describes me.
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02-21-2018, 01:03 PM
(02-21-2018, 01:46 AM)BigMark Wrote:
(02-20-2018, 04:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-20-2018, 04:03 PM)BigMark Wrote: A battery that lasts ten years, dang girl!


Yeah! How BZZZZT'bout that shit! I use a ton of batteries.BZZZZT Git yur mind outta the gutter.BZZZT I have a bunch of faux BZZZTcandles that look like the real deal, right downBZZZZT to flickering, some are on timers and bZZZZTothers have their own remote.


fify

Taking a queue from Jack Flash in American Pie. Let's start a 'gofundme' page so Duchess will never be without batteries.
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02-21-2018, 01:11 PM
(02-21-2018, 10:46 AM)BigMark Wrote: Typical, yeah that describes me.


I wouldn't like you as much as I do if I actually thought you are typical.
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02-21-2018, 01:14 PM
(02-21-2018, 01:03 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Let's start a 'gofundme' page so Duchess will never be without batteries.


I'm good! I just bought a pack each of 16 double A & triple A when I was out today. hah

My low lighting is going to send me to the poor house.
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02-27-2018, 06:45 AM


No broken cookies go in the cookie jar. Dramaqueen
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02-27-2018, 06:53 AM
(02-27-2018, 06:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:

No broken cookies go in the cookie jar. Dramaqueen

Girl scout cookies don't break.
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02-27-2018, 06:55 AM
(02-27-2018, 06:53 AM)Maggot Wrote: Girl scout cookies


I saw it is that time of year. DANGER! DANGER!
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02-27-2018, 06:59 AM
Samoans and thin mints. They are my kryptonite.
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