06-09-2018, 01:25 PM
He's pulling your leg.
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I HEAR YOU IN MY HEAD
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06-09-2018, 01:55 PM
06-09-2018, 07:09 PM
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The voices in my head keep telling me to . . . . . . . . .
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most! Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here! 
06-09-2018, 10:35 PM
(06-09-2018, 12:56 PM)BigMark Wrote: Lets see the pic dude! Not tonight. I have a headache. If I had a smartphone or tablet I could easily take photos of the apartment right now. But all I have is a laptop with a built in webcam and I don't feel like carrying that around plus contend with a nosy brother and Dad and questions like "Why are you taking pictures of the apartment?"
06-09-2018, 10:40 PM
(06-09-2018, 01:19 PM)BigMark Wrote: The dude had a leaky piss bucket for christs sake. (06-09-2018, 01:25 PM)Duchess Wrote: Nope. No leg pulling. I did have trashcan/piss buckets. But I was able to stop with the piss buckets. Now its downgraded to red solo cups. A necessity with my old man bladder, dressing en femme, and sharing the bathroom with an 82 year old man who pees and or poops every 20 minutes.
06-09-2018, 10:44 PM
(06-09-2018, 01:07 PM)Duchess Wrote: Its worse now. My brother keeps buying more stuff and storing it in the kitchen faster than he can sell it. We were supposed to clean the apartment this week that I was off for vacation but laziness, concerts, cigar nights and pig roasts got the better of us.
06-09-2018, 10:46 PM
06-20-2018, 10:06 AM
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The voices in my head keep telling me to buy a powerball ticket! Guess I will. (If I never come back on here again means I won!)
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most! Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
06-20-2018, 12:50 PM
(06-20-2018, 10:06 AM)Carsman Wrote: (If I never come back on here again means I won!) You only come to Mock because you're not filthy rich? :(
06-20-2018, 06:00 PM
(06-20-2018, 12:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:(06-20-2018, 10:06 AM)Carsman Wrote: (If I never come back on here again means I won!) He'll be back. At least one more time. To rub it in our faces that he's filthy rich before jetsetting off to Europe and having wild sex with Swedish bikini models.
06-29-2018, 01:49 PM
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I hear your sultry voice in my head, you know who you are, yes you do, now . . . . I have to . . . . . .
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most! Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here! 
07-09-2018, 03:08 PM
This is a key a key to a language that may soon overtake "ebonics"
0 = zero, nothin' 000 = nothin' (as seen in IOU 000) 1 = one, want 10C = Tennesse 10S = tennis 10SE = Tennesse 1CE = once 1DR = wonder 1DRFL = wonderful 1E6 = a million (calculator humor) 1E9 = a billion 2 = to, too, two (also start of any "to" sounding word, like 2DAY) 2 = Q (cursive Q) = cue, queue 22 = Tues. (Tuesday) 2DAY = today 2ISHN = tuition 2LN = toolin' 2LY = truly 2M8O = tomato 2N = tune 2Q = took you 2TH = tooth 4 = for, fore, four 4 = replacement for letters 'fo' in many words (e.g., 4ORD) 404 = not found (yes it's gone from esoteric web error code to slang-land) 411 = information 44UM = foresome 4EVR = forever 4K = fork (fuck) 4N = foreign 4NIK8 = fornicate 4ORD = ford 4PLA = foreplay 4Q2 = f$#k you, too! 4RE = Ferrari 4ST = forest 50 = Police, Cops (5-0, of Hawaiian heritage) 6 = sex 6A = sexy 6UAL = sexual 6UL = sexual 6E = sexy 6S = success 6SR = successor 8 = ate, ain't 9 = nein (no) 911 = emergency A = eh (as in "eh buddy!") A4 = afford A55 = ass AGN = again AKA = also known as AU = gold AV8 = aviate B = be B8 = bait B9 = benign B10 = beaten BA6 = basics BB = to be, baby BG8S = Bill Gates BL8D = belated BLK = black BN = bein' BOK = bouquet BR8 = berate BYU = bayou, by you (and, of course, Brigham Young University) BZ = busy C = see, sea CC = (to) seize CLA6 = classics CMUTE = commute CMXI = 911, emergency CN = seein', seen CP = sleepy CR8 = crate CRE8 = create CRZ = cruise CS = seas, sees D = the (de) D8 = date D8N = datin' D8R = dater D9 = denyin' DA = the DD = to the DMN = demon DNIL = denial DON = don't DR = doctor DRK = dark DS = this DU = do you DVS = devious DV8 = deviate DZRV = deserve EDUC8 = educate EE = to ease EL8 = elate EL8D = elated ENUF = enough ERND = earned EZ = easy F = if FASN8 = fascinate F8 = fate FKS = fucks FN = fun FREQ = freak FX = effects, affects FXION = affection FXION8 = affectionate FYT = fight G = gee GN = goin' GND = ground GR8 = great, grate H8 = hate H20 = water HD =head HM = home HORM1 = hormone HYT = height I = eye, I IR8 = irate IX XI = 911, emergency JMN = jammin' JQ = Jack K = ok ('kay) KIX = kicks KONX = connects L = hell L8 = late L8R = later LDY = lady LEVN = leavin' LL = to hell LMTD = limited LUV = love LV = love LVS = loves LYT = light M = am M8 = mate MF = mother#$@er MOI = me (french) MN = man MN8 = emanate MR = more MT = empty MUDE = mudder (as in mudder-f##er) MV = move MVN = movin' MYT = might MZLTF = mazel tov N = and, in N2 = into N4C = enforce N4CER, N4CR = enforcer N4CMT = enforcement NE = any NE1 = anyone N EMA = enema NO = number (abbreviation: no.) NOZ = nosy NRG = energy NT = night NUTN = nothin' NV = envy NVR = never NVS = envious NYT = night O = oh OL = old ONRY = ornery OVR = over PA = pay PHKR = fucker PNBL = pinball PNDR = pounder PP = pee pee PRFXN = perfection PWR = power Q = cue, queue QIK = quick QRT = court QS10 = question QT = cute, cutie R = are R8 = rate R8D = rated R8RS = Raiders RESQ = rescue RETD = retired RT = arty RTCUL8 = articulate RYT = right, write RYTN = writin', rightin' RZN = raisin' SED8 = sedate SN = soon SNGR = singer SOKEN = soakin' SQP = scoop ST8 = state STR8 = straight STR8N = straighten SYCD = psyched SYT = sight T = tea, tee TA2 = tatoo TA2D = tatood THRP = therapy TM = time TM8 = tomato TNT = dynamite TOTL, TTL = total TRK = truck TT = (to) tease TTTT = tease (etc) TYT = tight U = you U4IA, U4EA = euphoria U4IC = euphoric UDR = other ("udder") UNEEK = unique UR = your UUUU = for you (four youse!) W8 = wait, weight W8R = waiter WMN = woman, women WYT = white XIS = tennis XLR8 = accelerate XMN = examine XMS = Christmas XNTRK = eccentric XNTU8 = accentuate XS = excess XTC = extacy Y = why YFS = wife's YL = while YN = wine (whine) YQ = like you YRS = wires YY = (too) wise Z = see, the ZIPN = zippin'
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
07-10-2018, 12:30 PM
I’m fortunate enough to know what a few people’s voices here actually do sound like. I always read their comments in their voice. My favourite is gone though; no more comments, just a distant memory of that voice.
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