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GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD
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#221
08-17-2018, 10:26 PM
Well I'll be damned. Literally.
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#222
08-18-2018, 12:03 AM
(08-17-2018, 10:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Well I'll be damned. Literally.

But then if MWS makes it to heaven Tammy Faye could be his reward.

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08-18-2018, 01:40 AM
Wow
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08-18-2018, 01:45 AM
(08-17-2018, 09:02 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:
(04-29-2018, 11:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: MS isn't going to Heaven. His love of boobs/sins of the fleshbags will send him to Hell or at least keep him in Purgatory for millennia.

There is a chance he can meet Jessica Hahn.
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#225
08-18-2018, 06:21 AM
Hey Sally, what happened to your friend in the coma?
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08-18-2018, 09:11 PM
It's my neighbor actually, 20 years. We both moved on this this street around the same time, she's 44. She's never going to come out of it, her kids still have hope, but it's not like she's going to wake up one day and say "hey guys". It damaged her brain stem, there's nothing left. They now have the difficult decision on taking her off the feeding tube and calling hospice. Life sucks.
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08-18-2018, 09:36 PM
The hospital is also pushing to get her out to a nursing home because of no insurance. They're pushing hospice and I don't care what anyone says, hospice workers are not angels even though they like to think they are, they hire retards to do their dirty work. Their only job is to get rid of people as fast as they can. Which isn't always a bad thing, but don't sign up with those fuckers if you want to hang around for a little longer. If not then by all means sign up with them, they solicit their services and will have you gone within a month.

In this case with my neighbor I would say hospice is appropriate. She's not coming back.
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08-18-2018, 09:58 PM
Tomorrow is never guaranteed.
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08-18-2018, 10:09 PM
Sometimes when I'm all blowing a gasket over petty shit I have to remind myself to calm down Sally, it's ok that you left your wallet at home, it's pouring out and this do-good cunt at the liquor store wants to see your ID even though you're 43 fucking years old. It's all good, I'll come back in the pouring fucking rain and remember my wallet next time.
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08-18-2018, 10:12 PM
But yeah, I always try to be kind no matter how fucking annoyed I am. You never know what kind of shit people are going through.

Well except for here, you're a bunch of assholes.
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08-18-2018, 10:14 PM
Jessica Hahn had some nice tits!
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08-18-2018, 10:15 PM
* bushel
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08-18-2018, 10:17 PM
(08-18-2018, 10:09 PM)sally Wrote: Sometimes when I'm all blowing a gasket over petty shit I have to remind myself to calm down Sally, it's ok that you left your wallet at home, it's pouring out and this do-good cunt at the liquor store wants to see your ID even though you're 43 fucking years old. It's all good, I'll come back in the pouring fucking rain and remember my wallet next time.

Well if you didn't look like a teeny bopper you wouldn't even be bitching.
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08-18-2018, 10:32 PM
I have those same nipples, like identical. I don't even know who that bitch is. And if it's hot they puff out, I've always hated that. Puffy fucking nipples are the goddamn worst. They're ugly as shit. Humidity hits and they go from cute and small to cow teets.
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08-18-2018, 10:32 PM
(08-18-2018, 10:15 PM)BigMark Wrote: * bushel

I still have the Playboy she was in Its better than the Janet Jackson one with the snake.
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08-18-2018, 11:43 PM
Sally was in Playboy?
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08-19-2018, 06:10 PM
(08-18-2018, 11:43 PM)BigMark Wrote: Sally was in Playboy?
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YES. The photos were fantastic!
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08-19-2018, 06:20 PM
That's a great ass, kissable even.
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08-19-2018, 07:33 PM
Thank you.
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08-19-2018, 07:47 PM
My pleasure!
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