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(01-13-2019, 05:54 PM)sally Wrote: You'll probably have to stand corrected because I have this feeling that Rootilda wants to fuck Fryguy up the ass with a strap on.
I was waiting for it.
I hereby stand corrected.
If you're right sally................there might well be a catfight going down right here at Mock soon enough.
I've done my best to hide it, but it probably hasn't escaped you that I too can't resist the FryGuy mojo.
Rootilda, you're gonna have to fight me for him. ')
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Jesus. What an image. Now I want to slap you with the strap on. "boink*
I wanted to say I was going to boink you with it but it sounded so bad in my head and now I can't stop laughing.
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I'm just being a smartass, of course.
Now, I'm remembering FAHQTOO's 'Mock fuck chain'.
I feel certain that CN and MS have been elevated a notch with the return of FryGuy.
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Sally, the flaming asshole of MockForums
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Be gentle rootilda, you're not mean like that. Definenly do some foreplay and use some herpes spit.
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Are you selling your spit on ebay now? I can't imagine there's much of a market for that but then there are men that buy dirty undies.
Sally, the flaming asshole of MockForums
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(01-13-2019, 05:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yep, my opinion is my own FryGuy.
And, if anyone but you is under the insane impression that Rootilda has sexual fantasies about you, they sure haven't chimed in to agree with you when you've made that idiotic claim, ad nauseam.
But, if they do agree and chime in now, I'll stand corrected.
Rootilda is a demented old hag, she is fantasising about the cock of a man on here who she has never seen. I think she is a sick old sow. I think she wants to tell us shit like this and her masturbating to Michael Keaton and showing us her herpes lips because she is revolting and wanting to nauseate everyone here. Like we want to hear about her fisting herself to Michael Keaton or see her busted out lips. I think there is really no limits of depravity to something like Rootilda.
One fucked up Granny.
As for you being an objective onlooker giving a reasoned position? You were fantasing of me humping you.
(01-13-2019, 05:54 PM)sally Wrote: You'll probably have to stand corrected because I have this feeling that Rootilda wants to fuck Fryguy up the ass with a strap on.
Who knows what that demented old sow really fantasies about but I think that you are borrowing and projecting this kink on her?
Fatansies are free.
(01-13-2019, 06:02 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (01-13-2019, 05:54 PM)sally Wrote: You'll probably have to stand corrected because I have this feeling that Rootilda wants to fuck Fryguy up the ass with a strap on.
I was waiting for it.
I hereby stand corrected.
If you're right sally................there might well be a catfight going down right here at Mock soon enough.
I've done my best to hide it, but it probably hasn't escaped you that I too can't resist the FryGuy mojo.
Rootilda, you're gonna have to fight me for him. ')
No shit. You did say you thought I wanted to hump you. That is YOUR fantasy. I wouldn't piss on your head if your brain were on fire.
(01-13-2019, 06:35 PM)Rootilda Wrote:
Yup. Your sexual frustration and perversion is palpable. Sick old biddy.
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The thought of using a cattle prod to whack a persons nutsack has never ever ever ever occurred to me. Until now, and now it's just stuck there in my head.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Do you normally use your chin?
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(01-14-2019, 10:08 AM)BigMark Wrote: Do you normally use your chin?
Damn
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I read the Red Sparrow trilogy. The psycho Russians used a cattle prod on her. It was awful.