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**BigMark** · 12-21-2018, 03:47 PM

Sounds like non acidic fruit has not been ruled out. hah

**sally** · 12-21-2018, 07:45 PM

If Duchess wasnt asking dumb ass questions about cheese logs, none of this anal stuff would have come about. Its a goddamn cheese log, you dont do anything with it but eat it. The fuck is wrong with that woman.

**HairOfTheDog** · 12-21-2018, 10:31 PM

I like reading Duchess's food-related questions and your advice.

Even though she's a self-admitted novice in the kitchen, I bet Duchess puts together a beautiful spread for her guests.

Anyway, I missed her around here today. Maybe she's hosting her holiday party tonight.

**Clang McFly** · 12-22-2018, 01:37 AM

(12-21-2018, 10:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Even though she's a self-admitted novice in the kitchen, I bet Duchess puts together a beautiful spread for her guests.

She legs her guests be a part of the cuntlinary experience.

**sally** · 12-22-2018, 01:56 AM

Yeah, she spreads them alright.Thats about the only damn thing she can do in a kitchen.

**Duchess** · 12-22-2018, 05:56 AM

Glad to see y'all give me some thought when I'm not around.

Clangy said cunt.

**Clang McFly** · 12-22-2018, 08:47 AM

(12-22-2018, 05:56 AM)Duchess Wrote: Glad to see y'all give me some thought when I'm not around.

Clangy said cunt.

And I will cuntinue to do so.

**Maggot** · 01-17-2019, 09:01 PM

(01-20-2017, 03:03 PM)BigMark Wrote: I bet Clang would be more than happy to pop it for you.

I wish he would but all I had to do was flex and it popped.

**MirahM** · 01-22-2019, 11:06 PM

Dear Sally,
Where is the guilty pleasuer thread? I have a guilty pleasure now and must write about it in the proper thread!
TYIA!
~Mirah

**sally** · 01-23-2019, 09:05 AM

I bumped it up for you in the junk forum.

**MirahM** · 01-23-2019, 09:14 PM

Thank you!

**Maggot** · 01-23-2019, 10:32 PM

Sally I have a question. I helped a guy put a serpentine belt on his truck tonight and he was in a parking lot when I got there, he's a fucking prick so all I really did was hold the stupid light. Anyways I had to follow him home and give him a ride back to get his truck blah blah blah............so for all my trouble he bought me 2-32 oz bud lights and here we get to the meat of the matter. I got home and popped the first one and it was all good and then went to pop the next one and after doing that I thought fuck! I don't want this thing.

Me being the skinflint and all I thought , just wrap the top with saran wrap and stick an elastic around it and put it in the fridge till later, it should be OK till tomorrow right? Well that's my question. Because you're a professional and stuff.

**sally** · 01-24-2019, 09:02 AM

I dont know how long it takes for an open beer to go flat, but I've gotten flat beer from a tap before and it's pretty damn awful. When you try it out today be sure to take just a tiny sip and not a big gulp just in case.