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06-16-2019, 11:47 AM
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06-16-2019, 12:06 PM
I love that story.
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06-16-2019, 12:12 PM
I was afraid to read it. 50 I saw cats & free fall and I didn't want to go any further. I didn't want an awful picture in my head.
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06-17-2019, 07:14 AM
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06-17-2019, 10:34 AM
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06-17-2019, 10:40 AM
It's like a different language.
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06-17-2019, 11:35 AM
I understood perfectly.   Smiley_emoticons_slash
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06-17-2019, 02:17 PM
Mmmmm. Boobs.
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06-17-2019, 02:51 PM
Flip Flops, Flip Flops, what Flip Flops!? hah
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06-17-2019, 02:59 PM
Flip flops can be a fun name for boobies as well!
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06-18-2019, 09:18 AM
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06-18-2019, 10:18 AM
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06-18-2019, 10:23 AM
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06-18-2019, 10:27 AM
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06-18-2019, 10:51 AM
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06-18-2019, 11:01 AM
(06-18-2019, 09:18 AM)Rootilda Wrote: [Image: 1c8d6fc3af71e75fabeab6dcb84917304ec20501...be82de.jpg]

Someone did something similar to me. She put a goddamn trump magnet on the side of my fridge and I never noticed for many months. It would probably still be there if she didn't grab it off one day and asked what the hell was wrong with me, how could I not notice.

...the same friend who went to Disney with her family and brought me home a friggin' trump keychain. She thinks this shit is hilarious.
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06-18-2019, 12:34 PM
Well, that *is* pretty funny but then it sounds like something I'd do because I'm obnoxious.
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06-18-2019, 12:40 PM
If that's the criteria then ALL my friends are obnoxious. In fairness, it is funny and we still laugh about it.

That little fuckin' trump keychain sits on a shelf on my desk. I just looked up at him and he's giving me 2 thumbs up.
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06-18-2019, 12:44 PM
This grumpy dude at the local bar was a "former" Marine who thought he owned the place. The bartender had a license plate frame that said "Honk if you're Gay" with rainbow flag. He wondered why people were honking at him for weeks before he discovered it. Dude was beyond pissed!
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