LET'S PRETEND GODDESSES ARE REAL

[Fry Guy]

"then her boobs would turn the corner well before she did."

Jesus Christ, you were describing your mother this way? You fucking creepy bastard, that's just wrong.

This is how senile you are. After having described my mother as 4'11" and petite, AND the owner of said boobs, as Egyptian, this is where you go. No it was not unclear. No you are not playing. You are really that senile and demented. This is you.

[sally]

First his daughter and now his mother. I think you are the ones who are fucked in the head. What's next, his cat?

[HairOfTheDog]

First his daughter and now his mother. I think you are the ones who are fucked in the head. What's next, his cat?

  Oh please.  The only person who's talked any shit about Fry Guy's deceased mother is Fry Guy.

[sally]

Ok so both Mark and Roo did not insinuate that he has an incestuous relationship with his mother. Mark never even mentioned his mother, it was Fryguy that brought it up. I guess I'm just seeing thing that aren't there.

[HairOfTheDog]

Ok so both Mark and Roo did not insinuate that he has an incestuous relationship with his mother. Mark never even mentioned his mother, it was Fryguy that brought it up. I guess I'm just seeing thing that aren't there.

I didn't read Biggie's comment the way you did Sal.  But, if he was actually making an incest jab (which is something he often chastises others for doing) and it flew over my head, he can tell us so.

The way Fry Guy described his goddess...........so sweet and caring, never a bad word about or from her, so kind that he wouldn't even be put off by the effects of natural aging on this particular woman.............I thought Biggie's comment was just a joke in response to the saintly description.  It was a mock on Fry Guy, not Fry Guy's mother.

I got the impression that Rootilda was surprised that Fry Guy took Biggie's comment to be any kind of inappropriate insinuation about his mother as well, thus her mock.  But she too can speak for herself.

No matter the case, if you found Biggie's joke/mock so insensitive and offensive as to be a valid reason to yet again claim victimhood, we disagree.

[sally]

Hmmm, someone who takes you to school and packs your lunch? Who would that be, thinking thinking thinking. Oh I got it! What would be mother for five thousand, Alex.

[BigMark]

I bet he kicks his cat.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hmmm, someone who takes you to school and packs your lunch? Who would that be, thinking thinking thinking. Oh I got it! What would be mother for five thousand, Alex.

Yes, Sal.........some people associate sweet, kind, never a bad word from or about type characterizations with how some men describe their mothers.  

It was a joke and no big fucking deal, to me.  I get it that you feel otherwise.

Edit:  Oops - I may need to change my stance here.  Now that I see Biggie's made a joke that an extremely sensitive person would take as a serious insinuation that Fry Guy is an animal abuser, I'm outraged by Biggie's capacity for vicious cruelty!

[sally]

So Mark, after Fryguy described his idea of a goddess and how he lusts after her, who were you talking about when you asked if she packed him lunch and took him to school? HotD wants to know.

[BigMark]

[sally]

Hmmm, someone who takes you to school and packs your lunch? Who would that be, thinking thinking thinking. Oh I got it! What would be mother for five thousand, Alex.

Yes, Sal.........some people associate sweet, kind, never a bad word from or about type characterizations with how some men describe their mothers.  

It was a joke and no big fucking deal, to me.  I get it that you feel otherwise.

Edit:  Oops - I may need to change my stance here.  Now that I see Biggie's made a joke that an extremely sensitive person would take as a serious insinuation that Fry Guy is an animal abuser, I'm outraged by Biggie's capacity for vicious cruelty!

Why are you playing dumb? Yeah he said she was sweet and kind, but he also talked about her breasts and how he would still desire her even when she became old. Mark insinuated that he was talking about his mother which is sick. Then he goes and tells fryguy that he's the one fucked in the head. I don't know, he's been told to go fiddle with his daughter, that his daughter is a prostitute and that he lusts after his mom. That's all sick disgusting shit if you ask me.

[HairOfTheDog]

So Mark, after Fryguy described his idea of a goddess and how he lusts after her, who were you talking about when you asked if she packed him lunch and took him to school?  HotD wants to know.

He probably won't answer Sal.  

Let's just say your interpretation was correct.  I don't have a problem with that.

So..............Biggie's one-liner was implying that Fry Guy's fun, sexy, stacked, sweet-smelling saintly goddess was his mother.  That's it.

And?  What the hell is so offensive about that?  I think my mom is some of those things (definitely not saintly though).

No one said a bad word about Fry Guy's mom except Fry Guy -- that was my point.  But, if you feel protective of Fry Guy because of Biggie's mock, no problem here.

[sally]

Whatever. Sincee you guys can't handle his stupid shit without resorting to mocks about his family and incest, you should have put him in a pedophilia room instead of a nursery.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm not playing dumb Sal.

I simply don't think Biggie had to be responding to every single aspect of Fry Guy's comment to toss out one of his dumb jokes.

I did not take it as some literal incestual jab.  

But, as I already said,  either way, neither Biggie nor Rootilda said anything bad about Fry Guy's mother.  

And, I'm fine with considering that your inference regarding Biggie's true intention was spot-on and leaving it there. It's not a big deal to me.

[HairOfTheDog]

Whatever. Sincee you guys can't handle his stupid shit without resorting to mocks about his family and incest, you should have put him in a pedophilia room instead of a nursery.

Yeah whatever Sal.

I've never mocked anyone's family or made incest jokes and don't give a damn where he shits.....so you're barking up the wrong tree if you're still talking to me.

[Rootilda]

I didn't accuse him of lusting after his mother, I just think it's weird that one of his descriptors of her are her enormous breasts.

So maybe I'm the weirdo and including your mother's breast size in a conversation is perfectly normal in Sally world. Apologies.

[sally]

You're weird because you are insinuating that he was talking about his mother in a post he made about a goddess he lusts after and that he never mentioned his mother in. That knd of sick shit would never enter my mind.

[Clang McFly]

And you think Clang is screwed up in the head.

I am. But moistly in a good way.

[sally]

Dressing up like you're a fat, opioid addicted Liz Taylor is not screwed up in the head in a good way. It's bad, very fucking bad.

[Rootilda]

There you go, that's why you and Cry Guy get along so well.