My transvestite story

[Clang McFly]

Cars! You dirty old man.

He's right. Just like not all boobs are created equal, all sex workers aren't either. There's your common whores who will do the deed for a few bucks or in exchange for drugs and then there are gorgeous, educated women who can get top dollar for their services. I watched a documentary once about girls putting themselves through college by selling their ass. They had lovely homes, beautiful clothes, travel, awesome vacations. It was a job, nothing more, and once they accomplished their goals they were out of that lifestyle.

And some of them even went on to "Start their very own on line Forum"!

Miss Clang, see you could start your own Forum!

I can take a hint. Byeeeeeee!













Just kidding.....I'm here to stay.

[aussiefriend]

Pissweak

[Clang McFly]

Pissweak

That's what my doctor said! Are you hacking into my medical files?

[BigMark]

Shitstrong.

[Clang McFly]

Shitstrong.

https://youtu.be/S376iimvXIQ

[aussiefriend]

Pissweak

That's what my doctor said! Are you hacking into my medical files?

Throw some clothes on motherfucker. You look like you sit at your computer and masturbate. Creepy.

[Clang McFly]

Pissweak

That's what my doctor said! Are you hacking into my medical files?

Throw some clothes on motherfucker. You look like you sit at your computer and masturbate. Creepy.

I have clothes on. My boxer briefs. My apartment is so hot. I don't pay for heat, I don't control the heat. I will not be body shamed, Cry Girl.

[aussiefriend]

I'm not body shaming you or anyone. You present badly in your profile pic. You seriously look like a crazy fuck, someone to avoid and cross the street for because you might go off your head. Put a decent pic up or at least something funny. What on Earth were you thinking?

[Carsman]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Aussie is right, YOU DO LOOK MENACING!

[Duchess]

You look like you sit at your computer and masturbate.

 

[Clang McFly]

I'm not body shaming you or anyone. You present badly in your profile pic. You seriously look like a crazy fuck, someone to avoid and cross the street for because you might go off your head. Put a decent pic up or at least something funny. What on Earth were you thinking?

I was thinking I might look more manly, like a lumberjack or someone more serious than my ugly, silly, immature self. Creepy was not the vibe I was going for. Winter Clang was what I was going for.

[sally]

Try the picture again, this time with a flannel and overalls. And maybe an ax.

[MirahM]

LOL

[aussiefriend]

You look like you sit at your computer and masturbate.

 

Right? He took the hint, he looks much better. I like that, he is expressing a good side of himself. I love that.

[Clang McFly]

You look like you sit at your computer and masturbate.

 

Right? He took the hint, he looks much better. I like that, he is expressing a good side of himself. I love that.

Thanks, Aussiefriend. Merry Christmas. Your advice isn't always right, but this time it is.

[aussiefriend]

You look like you sit at your computer and masturbate.

 

Right? He took the hint, he looks much better. I like that, he is expressing a good side of himself. I love that.

Thanks, Aussiefriend. Merry Christmas. Your advice isn't always right, but this time it is.

My advice is always right, I am very rarely wrong. That's why I studied so long to be good at what I do. You look approachable and pleasant in that picture, and clean!

[Clang McFly]

You look like you sit at your computer and masturbate.

 

Right? He took the hint, he looks much better. I like that, he is expressing a good side of himself. I love that.

Thanks, Aussiefriend. Merry Christmas. Your advice isn't always right, but this time it is.

My advice is always right, I am very rarely wrong. That's why I studied so long to be good at what I do. You look approachable and pleasant in that picture, and clean!

I haven't learned yet that women are always right even when wrong. Me dumb ugly smell man. OINK OINK.

[aussiefriend]

 

Right? He took the hint, he looks much better. I like that, he is expressing a good side of himself. I love that.

Thanks, Aussiefriend. Merry Christmas. Your advice isn't always right, but this time it is.

My advice is always right, I am very rarely wrong. That's why I studied so long to be good at what I do. You look approachable and pleasant in that picture, and clean!

I haven't learned yet that women are always right even when wrong. Me dumb ugly smell man. OINK OINK.

ewww you stink too??? oh gross. Too much info again.

[Clang McFly]

Right? He took the hint, he looks much better. I like that, he is expressing a good side of himself. I love that.

Thanks, Aussiefriend. Merry Christmas. Your advice isn't always right, but this time it is.

My advice is always right, I am very rarely wrong. That's why I studied so long to be good at what I do. You look approachable and pleasant in that picture, and clean!

I haven't learned yet that women are always right even when wrong. Me dumb ugly smell man. OINK OINK.

ewww you stink too??? oh gross. Too much info again.

I've been depressed the last few days so yeah I haven't showered or gone anywhere in the last few days. I'm a lonely, depressed middle child I can't help oversharing.

[BigMark]

If you put your penis in peanut butter you're fucking nuts.