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Some guys are getting bored
They are starting to text
They are on quarantine
or just safe distancing
but they want phone sex!
Fucking A. I hate phone sex!
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So do I , its a pain in the ass cleaning them off especially on the keyboard. Take out the battery first though, those things have amps.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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2 of them wanted to drive over 150 miles over 2 mountain passes to come see me this weekend. I said no. I'm not breaking quarantine for some dick.
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(03-31-2020, 12:27 AM)MirahM Wrote: 2 of them wanted to drive over 150 miles over 2 mountain passes to come see me this weekend. I said no. I'm not breaking quarantine for some dick. Why not? It's better than breaking it for cigars and liquor.
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(03-31-2020, 12:27 AM)MirahM Wrote: I'm not breaking quarantine for some dick.
*high five* Good girl.
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I think I was more emotional that I could not see my mom and family this weekend, and also if I'm going to break quarantine social distancing it is going to be for some pussy not dick!
Also, there might be a guy down the hall that I might ask if he wants to socially distance hang out. It is going to sound so cheesy, he will probably say no, but whatever.
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(03-31-2020, 09:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: (03-31-2020, 12:27 AM)MirahM Wrote: I'm not breaking quarantine for some dick.
*high five* Good girl.
When this is all over, we can meet and high five in person!
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and that's when the party started
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(03-31-2020, 08:36 PM)MirahM Wrote: When this is all over, we can meet and high five in person!
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(05-20-2020, 04:23 AM)MirahM Wrote: Is it time yet?
Totally up to you to decide. Just remember that you are making a choice between dick and your family. You can either get laid and quarantine again, or visit your family and quarantine again.
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Well, it just so happens I am visiting family this weekend.
A guy friend I've been chatting with who is 2,000 miles away wants to come out here! And i would definitely almost be willing to break quarantine for him.
We were supposed to go to a concert together this summer and go camping.
Oh and the phone sex was great.
LOL.
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I think it is going to be a Big FUCK summer!
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My problem is, every time I read news or change a channel on the TV there is a Kardashian on it talking shit.
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Well that IS a big problem! Annoying for sure!
So.....
The girls at work are now taking notice to my "singleness" and are alerting me to each single guy they see/know that comes through the branch. I am ever grateful for this.
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You put the wei in weiner.
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(05-30-2020, 10:25 PM)MirahM Wrote: Well that IS a big problem! Annoying for sure!
So.....
The girls at work are now taking notice to my "singleness" and are alerting me to each single guy they see/know that comes through the branch. I am ever grateful for this.
I find them disingenuous and contributing to a toxic society. A friend of mine in the UK said those houses that they film the shows at are not even the real houses that they actually live in.
Also, they make up contrived dramas, it's bullshit. As for Kanye, in the words of Obama "what an asshole".
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