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A Ramsey joke
#1
Ramseyis showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her inner thigh.


Her friend asks her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.


She responds, "It's really cool. My 24 year old boyfriend says if you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean."

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#2
Yet another thread from Lumpy directed at me. Pretty funny for someone who dislikes me so much.
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#3
If it smells like fish...
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#4
D Wrote:If it smells like fish...
My cooter is clean. Not that Lumpy would know about that. Hers has mold.
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#5
ramseycat Wrote:Yet another thread from Lumpy directed at me. Pretty funny for someone who dislikes me so much.
Not only that, but it is the lamest and most pitiful attempt at a joke that has ever been swiped and edited. And some people here think this braindead sow is intelligent? Wow......we really are surrounded by stupidity here. Stick close to me; I don't contract the stupidity like a few others here do. I'm immune to it.
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#6
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Yet another thread from Lumpy directed at me. Pretty funny for someone who dislikes me so much.
Not only that, but it is the lamest and most pitiful attempt at a joke that has ever been swiped and edited. And some people here think this braindead sow is intelligent? Wow......we really are surrounded by stupidity here. Stick close to me; I don't contract the stupidity like a few others here do. I'm immune to it.
Uh oh. You know the residents are going to have to comment how you stuck up for me. ::bigg::
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#7
ramseycat Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Yet another thread from Lumpy directed at me. Pretty funny for someone who dislikes me so much.
Not only that, but it is the lamest and most pitiful attempt at a joke that has ever been swiped and edited. And some people here think this braindead sow is intelligent? Wow......we really are surrounded by stupidity here. Stick close to me; I don't contract the stupidity like a few others here do. I'm immune to it.
Uh oh. You know the residents are going to have to comment how you stuck up for me. ::bigg::
Yeah, you pair of brain dead cunt whores! Stop being friends or the whole board will know the truth of your lesbian love!

Sorry, couldn't resist lol.

As for calling it a cooter... ugh... that is such a 7th grade thing to say. Call it what it is. Cunt, pussy, twat, snatch, duct, beaver, glory hole, etc... etc... ANYTHING except a character from Dukes of Hazard. ::showass::
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#8
ramseycat Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Yet another thread from Lumpy directed at me. Pretty funny for someone who dislikes me so much.
Not only that, but it is the lamest and most pitiful attempt at a joke that has ever been swiped and edited. And some people here think this braindead sow is intelligent? Wow......we really are surrounded by stupidity here. Stick close to me; I don't contract the stupidity like a few others here do. I'm immune to it.
Uh oh. You know the residents are going to have to comment how you stuck up for me. ::bigg::
'Cept that I would have said the exact same thing to you if you'd posted that lame-ass crap.
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#9
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Yet another thread from Lumpy directed at me. Pretty funny for someone who dislikes me so much.
Not only that, but it is the lamest and most pitiful attempt at a joke that has ever been swiped and edited. And some people here think this braindead sow is intelligent? Wow......we really are surrounded by stupidity here. Stick close to me; I don't contract the stupidity like a few others here do. I'm immune to it.
Translation: You're dumb as a box of rocks but I'm interested in having a lesbian relationship with you. Are you any good with your tongue?
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#10
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Yet another thread from Lumpy directed at me. Pretty funny for someone who dislikes me so much.
Not only that, but it is the lamest and most pitiful attempt at a joke that has ever been swiped and edited. And some people here think this braindead sow is intelligent? Wow......we really are surrounded by stupidity here. Stick close to me; I don't contract the stupidity like a few others here do. I'm immune to it.
Translation: You're dumb as a box of rocks but I'm interested in having a lesbian relationship with you. Are you any good with your tongue?

Ah yeeaaa, my tongue won't reach all the way to Detroit.

Try again Moldypussy.
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#11
ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Yet another thread from Lumpy directed at me. Pretty funny for someone who dislikes me so much.
Not only that, but it is the lamest and most pitiful attempt at a joke that has ever been swiped and edited. And some people here think this braindead sow is intelligent? Wow......we really are surrounded by stupidity here. Stick close to me; I don't contract the stupidity like a few others here do. I'm immune to it.
Translation: You're dumb as a box of rocks but I'm interested in having a lesbian relationship with you. Are you any good with your tongue?

Ah yeeaaa, my tongue won't reach all the way to Detroit.

Try again Moldypussy.
You really gotta follow this idiot's posts. She keeps swiping my thoughts and phrases as if she came up with them all by herself. What a sad, pitiful life the bag lady must have.
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#12
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Yet another thread from Lumpy directed at me. Pretty funny for someone who dislikes me so much.
Not only that, but it is the lamest and most pitiful attempt at a joke that has ever been swiped and edited. And some people here think this braindead sow is intelligent? Wow......we really are surrounded by stupidity here. [color="orange"]Stick close to me; I don't contract the stupidity like a few others here do. I'm immune to it.[/color]
Translation: You're dumb as a box of rocks but I'm interested in having a lesbian relationship with you. Are you any good with your tongue?

Ah yeeaaa, my tongue won't reach all the way to Detroit.

Try again Moldypussy.
You really gotta follow this idiot's posts. She keeps swiping my thoughts and phrases as if she came up with them all by herself. What a sad, pitiful life the bag lady must have.
Hey now, I dropped the lesbo bomb first Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#13
D Wrote:Hey now, I dropped the lesbo bomb first Smiley_emoticons_wink
I musta missed that one. It just came to me while I briefly contemplated the bag lady's obsession with me. D has the trademark on the lesbo thing. Which is fine, because I want nothing to do with any girl on girl action. Eeeeeww.
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#14
Sinister Wrote:
D Wrote:Hey now, I dropped the lesbo bomb first Smiley_emoticons_wink
I musta missed that one. It just came to me while I briefly contemplated the bag lady's obsession with me. D has the trademark on the lesbo thing. Which is fine, because I want nothing to do with any girl on girl action. Eeeeeww.
No offense Sin, but me either. You're cute and all but missing a vital piece of equipment if you know what I mean. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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Sinister Wrote:
D Wrote:Hey now, I dropped the lesbo bomb first Smiley_emoticons_wink
I musta missed that one. It just came to me while I briefly contemplated the bag lady's obsession with me. D has the trademark on the lesbo thing. Which is fine, because I want nothing to do with any girl on girl action. Eeeeeww.
Okay then... you accuse me of stealing your line but when D announces he came up with it first (like it's fucking original), you just blow it off with "I musta missed that one."

::haha::God, you're stupid.

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#16
only 2 things smell like fish, and one is fish.
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#17
Sinister Wrote:
D Wrote:Hey now, I dropped the lesbo bomb first Smiley_emoticons_wink
I musta missed that one. It just came to me while I briefly contemplated the bag lady's obsession with me. D has the trademark on the lesbo thing. Which is fine, because I want nothing to do with any girl on girl action. Eeeeeww.
How'ed you know that lezzie porn is my favorite?
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#18
Liquid Wrote:only 2 things smell like fish, and one is fish.
and the other one is Moldypussy.
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#19
Liquid Wrote:only 2 things smell like fish, and one is fish.
The other being your dick after you get done nailing all the hoes in your life.
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#20
ramseycat Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:only 2 things smell like fish, and one is fish.
and the other one is Moldypussy.
Nah, remember, she smells like shit. "LittleMissPoopyPants"
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