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A Ramsey joke
#21
D Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
D Wrote:Hey now, I dropped the lesbo bomb first Smiley_emoticons_wink
I musta missed that one. It just came to me while I briefly contemplated the bag lady's obsession with me. D has the trademark on the lesbo thing. Which is fine, because I want nothing to do with any girl on girl action. Eeeeeww.
How'ed you know that lezzie porn is my favorite?
A lucky shot really, but knowing it is and how much it revolts me eases my mind a bit. I don't have to be concerned that you're whacking off to mental images of me and some other broad. ::lmao::
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#22
Sinister Wrote:A lucky shot really, but knowing it is and how much it revolts me eases my mind a bit. I don't have to be concerned that you're whacking off to mental images of me and some other broad. ::lmao::
HELLLL NO. If I felt the need to whack it, I'd just hop on over to bmtorrents.com and download some lez vids and be done with it. But, that isn't on the agenda right now Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#23
D Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:A lucky shot really, but knowing it is and how much it revolts me eases my mind a bit. I don't have to be concerned that you're whacking off to mental images of me and some other broad. ::lmao::
HELLLL NO. If I felt the need to whack it, I'd just hop on over to bmtorrents.com and download some lez vids and be done with it. But, that isn't on the agenda right now Smiley_emoticons_wink
Too. Much. Information.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#24
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:A lucky shot really, but knowing it is and how much it revolts me eases my mind a bit. I don't have to be concerned that you're whacking off to mental images of me and some other broad. ::lmao::
HELLLL NO. If I felt the need to whack it, I'd just hop on over to bmtorrents.com and download some lez vids and be done with it. But, that isn't on the agenda right now Smiley_emoticons_wink
Too. Much. Information.
Only because you'd prefer I use you instead of Rosie Palmer. ::bigg::
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#25
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:A lucky shot really, but knowing it is and how much it revolts me eases my mind a bit. I don't have to be concerned that you're whacking off to mental images of me and some other broad. ::lmao::
HELLLL NO. If I felt the need to whack it, I'd just hop on over to bmtorrents.com and download some lez vids and be done with it. But, that isn't on the agenda right now Smiley_emoticons_wink
Too. Much. Information.
Only because you'd prefer I use you instead of Rosie Palmer. ::bigg::
You're too old. ::lmao::
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#26
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:only 2 things smell like fish, and one is fish.
and the other one is Moldypussy.
Nah, remember, she smells like shit. "LittleMissPoopyPants"

That's terribly clever. It hadn't occurred to me that people would make a play on words when I created that user name. Same with "LuMPyPussy" and the various female genitalia jokes that incur.

Seriously, I'm in awe.::thumbs::
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#27
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:A lucky shot really, but knowing it is and how much it revolts me eases my mind a bit. I don't have to be concerned that you're whacking off to mental images of me and some other broad. ::lmao::
HELLLL NO. If I felt the need to whack it, I'd just hop on over to bmtorrents.com and download some lez vids and be done with it. But, that isn't on the agenda right now Smiley_emoticons_wink
Too. Much. Information.
Only because you'd prefer I use you instead of Rosie Palmer. ::bigg::
You're too old. ::lmao::
Thats not what you said in the other thread. There someone else said I was too old, and you said no you take up to 30 :p I'm 28. Just turned in Jan. Not that I'm interested, I just want you to get your story straight.
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#28
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:A lucky shot really, but knowing it is and how much it revolts me eases my mind a bit. I don't have to be concerned that you're whacking off to mental images of me and some other broad. ::lmao::
HELLLL NO. If I felt the need to whack it, I'd just hop on over to bmtorrents.com and download some lez vids and be done with it. But, that isn't on the agenda right now Smiley_emoticons_wink
Too. Much. Information.
Only because you'd prefer I use you instead of Rosie Palmer. ::bigg::
You're too old. ::lmao::
Thats not what you said in the other thread. There someone else said I was too old, and you said no you take up to 30 :p I'm 28. Just turned in Jan. Not that I'm interested, I just want you to get your story straight.
Well then, you just get in. Can I see a pic of the merchandise? LOL
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#29
ramseycat Wrote:Well then, you just get in. Can I see a pic of the merchandise? LOL
Yes, its me. No, I'm not actually PLAYING it in these pics. Nor do I play now, since both my guitars are in storage Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#30
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Well then, you just get in. Can I see a pic of the merchandise? LOL
Yes, its me. No, I'm not actually PLAYING it in these pics. Nor do I play now, since both my guitars are in storage Smiley_emoticons_wink
Hey now! You are cute. But a twin bed?
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#31
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:A lucky shot really, but knowing it is and how much it revolts me eases my mind a bit. I don't have to be concerned that you're whacking off to mental images of me and some other broad. ::lmao::
HELLLL NO. If I felt the need to whack it, I'd just hop on over to bmtorrents.com and download some lez vids and be done with it. But, that isn't on the agenda right now Smiley_emoticons_wink
Too. Much. Information.
Only because you'd prefer I use you instead of Rosie Palmer. ::bigg::
You're too old. ::lmao::
Thats not what you said in the other thread. There someone else said I was too old, and you said no you take up to 30 :p I'm 28. Just turned in Jan. Not that I'm interested, I just want you to get your story straight.
Oh my god, Ramsey lied!

You aren't actually hitting on her, are you? You realize she's 44 and saggy as shit, right? Bitch's meat curtains are down to her knees.:(

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#32
:doh I actually chuckled at the first post, not because it's a Ramsey joke, just because I thought it was funny.
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#33
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Well then, you just get in. Can I see a pic of the merchandise? LOL
Yes, its me. No, I'm not actually PLAYING it in these pics. Nor do I play now, since both my guitars are in storage Smiley_emoticons_wink
Hey now! You are cute. But a twin bed?
A) I don't live there any more.
B) If you had seen how small that place was, you'd understand. Between me and the wall in front of me is only about 18 inches. The person taking the pic is actually through the doorway.
C) I have a king now.


But all that aside... why does it matter? I was living alone and was between girlfriends. I didn't need a big bed lol. I don't move much in my sleep.
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#34
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:A lucky shot really, but knowing it is and how much it revolts me eases my mind a bit. I don't have to be concerned that you're whacking off to mental images of me and some other broad. ::lmao::
HELLLL NO. If I felt the need to whack it, I'd just hop on over to bmtorrents.com and download some lez vids and be done with it. But, that isn't on the agenda right now Smiley_emoticons_wink
Too. Much. Information.
Only because you'd prefer I use you instead of Rosie Palmer. ::bigg::
You're too old. ::lmao::
Thats not what you said in the other thread. There someone else said I was too old, and you said no you take up to 30 :p I'm 28. Just turned in Jan. Not that I'm interested, I just want you to get your story straight.
Oh my god, Ramsey lied!

You aren't actually hitting on her, are you? You realize she's 44 and saggy as shit, right? Bitch's meat curtains are down to her knees.:(
That's YOUR description, not mine.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#35
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Well then, you just get in. Can I see a pic of the merchandise? LOL
Yes, its me. No, I'm not actually PLAYING it in these pics. Nor do I play now, since both my guitars are in storage Smiley_emoticons_wink
Hey now! You are cute. But a twin bed?
A) I don't live there any more.
B) If you had seen how small that place was, you'd understand. Between me and the wall in front of me is only about 18 inches. The person taking the pic is actually through the doorway.
C) I have a king now.


But all that aside... why does it matter? I was living alone and was between girlfriends. I didn't need a big bed lol. I don't move much in my sleep.
I wasn't worried about movment when you sleep.Smiley_emoticons_wink
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#36
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:A lucky shot really, but knowing it is and how much it revolts me eases my mind a bit. I don't have to be concerned that you're whacking off to mental images of me and some other broad. ::lmao::
HELLLL NO. If I felt the need to whack it, I'd just hop on over to bmtorrents.com and download some lez vids and be done with it. But, that isn't on the agenda right now Smiley_emoticons_wink
Too. Much. Information.
Only because you'd prefer I use you instead of Rosie Palmer. ::bigg::
You're too old. ::lmao::
Thats not what you said in the other thread. There someone else said I was too old, and you said no you take up to 30 :p I'm 28. Just turned in Jan. [color="darkred"]Not that I'm interested, I just want you to get your story straight.[/color]
Oh my god, Ramsey lied!

You aren't actually hitting on her, are you? You realize she's 44 and saggy as shit, right? Bitch's meat curtains are down to her knees.:(
Check the part in large dark red font. I don't want a damn thing to do with ANY woman right now. I've got too much shit going on with my custody battle, I don't need some nagging hag at home. Besides, I'm too fucking picky. I need decent looks, personality, wit, intellect, and a whole lot more. And sorry, but 99% of you women are using bitches. Worse than any guy I've known.
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#37
D Wrote:Yes, its me.
Meh. A bit too scrawny for my tastes but not repulsive like Lickdick or Borndragon.


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#38
ramseycat Wrote:I wasn't worried about movment when you sleep.Smiley_emoticons_wink
Just to reiterate: NOT INTERESTED.
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#39
D Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:I wasn't worried about movment when you sleep.Smiley_emoticons_wink
Just to reiterate: NOT INTERESTED.
I didn't think you were. Besides I already have a BoyToy. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#40
Sinister Wrote:
D Wrote:Yes, its me.
Meh. A bit too scrawny for my tastes but not repulsive like Lickdick or Borndragon.
Well thanks. I've put on about 10-15lbs since then Smiley_emoticons_razz And a goatee. Other than that... I look almost exactly the same. I love that shirt too. "I'm out of my mind, please leave a message."

Oh yeah, and that pic is almost 3 years old now.
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