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Bemused, cunfused, disgust, I don't give a dry fuck.
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05-12-2009, 07:03 AM
HELLO !...I think you were aiming for "C'mon"....Oh, brother
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05-12-2009, 07:04 AM
OOOPS, so my grammar is an easy target and so is my spelling. I am half liquored up and been waiting for you lot to show up all night... Give me a break.
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05-12-2009, 07:06 AM
What the hell time zone are you in ?
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#44
05-12-2009, 07:06 AM
Duchess Wrote:HELLO !...I think you were aiming for "C'mon"....Oh, brother

It's my powers of mind control... I wrote 'common', newbie wrote the same word.

I try to use my superpowers for good.
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05-12-2009, 07:08 AM
Ooohhh...mind control...wonderful power to have...Ramsey..Ramsey, where are you. ::gigg::
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05-12-2009, 07:10 AM
Oh God, Lumpy Pussy is already using me.... I knew I would be the house cat... but powers of telepathy? I feel more used than the guy on the movie underdog. Not,

Just to be sure to answer the questions around here, I am in the twilight zone, never found never lost I am just sure I don't wanta be in the real world.
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05-12-2009, 07:11 AM
Make her squawk like a chicken when she encounters Loverboy today, LMPP...Please
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05-12-2009, 07:13 AM
MMM Lover boy,,,, gets out whole case of joy jelly.
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05-12-2009, 07:14 AM
Saddragon Wrote:Oh God, Lumpy Pussy is already using me.... I knew I would be the house cat... but powers of telepathy? I feel more used than the guy on the movie underdog. Not,

Just to be sure to answer the questions around here, I am in the twilight zone, never found never lost I am just sure I don't wanta be in the real world.
The land down under, then.::thumbs::
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05-12-2009, 07:15 AM
Duchess Wrote:Ooohhh...mind control...wonderful power to have...Ramsey..Ramsey, where are you. ::gigg::
Not much to work with there, Duchess. ::dunno::
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#51
05-12-2009, 07:15 AM
If you are needing joy jelly, little one, then you must have an exceedingly difficult time arousing anyone...Poor thing..You're a dud.
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05-12-2009, 07:16 AM
OH yes, remember I said just short of HELL to begin with.

Should one find oneself in Aussie land it would be just short of hell.... but I am closer to hell and your harth than that.
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05-12-2009, 07:17 AM
There is an Aussie out there that I would LOVE to visit...{Can ya hear me now, baby ?}
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05-12-2009, 07:23 AM
Your making hot dates in my thread? HMMMM PF...

Remember and keep up to this... I don't give dry fucks to anybody for any reason... can't stand them... besides.. Joy jelly makes it mmm so sloppy.
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05-12-2009, 07:28 AM
Saddragon Wrote:Joy jelly makes it mmm so sloppy.
I stand by my statement...If you were any good, AT ALL, in the art of foreplay you wouldn't need joy jelly...Obviously, you leave much to be desired.
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05-12-2009, 07:29 AM
Duchess Wrote:There is an Aussie out there that I would LOVE to visit...{Can ya hear me now, baby ?}
Eric Bana?
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05-12-2009, 07:30 AM
No but, damn is he hot stuff...Yum..Yum
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05-12-2009, 07:32 AM
Aww now you gone and hurt my dried up dick's wittle feelings..

I think I will go cry... like bornbitch would.
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05-12-2009, 07:37 AM
Just so you all know... I am finally dragging my drunken ass to bed. I will be back later to amuse you and take a punt to the face for your pleasure.
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05-12-2009, 07:51 AM
Saddragon Wrote:Just so you all know... I am finally dragging my drunken ass to bed. I will be back later to amuse you and take a punt to the face for your pleasure.
Have a nice nap Bumdragon. After you wake up with the shakes,be sure to strain the cigarette butts out of the leftover beers before drinking them.
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