ladies, gentlemen and various other twats

[magpie]

Oh look a new dummy.

Says you're in bannage for the last 8 years.

Care to explain or were you just too dumb to spell check?

of course, I bow down to your superior intellect...I clearly meant bandage. Care to explain why you have fuckflaps instead of a face?

[Duchess]

I've already come to that conclusion.

[Duchess]

Oops,I always forget to quote. ::

[magpie]

I think I know this one... she's a damn quick wit but her attention span isn't very long. Torturing her in newbie hell isn't going to be very rewarding, I'm thinking.





Edit: forgot the ing

oh look, there's a banana
got to go and to non internet related stuff but will be back later with added alchohol : D

[Middle Finger]

I am going to try my new Random Member Empowerment approach. I will pick a Member, trying to make it a different one each time, and let them decide when the newbie gets in. For the current silly bitch, I will ask Duchess to decide. When Duchess feels magpie should be let it, I will let magpie in.

[The Antagonist]

Oh look a new dummy.

Says you're in bannage for the last 8 years.

Care to explain or were you just too dumb to spell check?

of course, I bow down to your superior intellect...I clearly meant bandage. Care to explain why you have fuckflaps instead of a face?

Well bow again dumb-ass. BANDAGE? Have you had yourself covered in Bandages for the last 8 years?

Insult my face and weight all you want. It means nothing since my pic has been seen on this site and I am far from repulsive.

Lumpy this dope isn't a "quick wit" but a nit wit.

[LuMPyPussy]

Oops,I always forget to quote. ::

Hahahaha! It looked like you were agreeing that Ant has fuckflaps instead of a face. ::lmao::

[Middle Finger]

Ant, just to be clear, which one is you in that pic?

[The Antagonist]

Which pic?

[Duchess]

I will ask Duchess to decide. When Duchess feels magpie should be let it, I will let magpie in.

I LOVE POWER & CONTROL !

[Middle Finger]

Which pic?

Oh, I thought you were talking about a recent pic you posted ... I saw two couples outside posing.

[Duchess]

I think Ant might be the tiny one in the middle.

[The Antagonist]

Which pic?

Oh, I thought you were talking about a recent pic you posted ... I saw two couples outside posing.

click the pic Frank.... there are not two couples as DESCRIBED by me as to who is there.

You really shouldn't post stoned.

Yes, I'm the one with the green pants.

[The Antagonist]

I think you should be more worried about what a dumb ass this newbie is and not my picture.

[magpie]

Oh look a new dummy.

Says you're in bannage for the last 8 years.

Care to explain or were you just too dumb to spell check?

of course, I bow down to your superior intellect...I clearly meant bandage. Care to explain why you have fuckflaps instead of a face?

Well bow again dumb-ass. BANDAGE? Have you had yourself covered in Bandages for the last 8 years?

Insult my face and weight all you want. It means nothing since my pic has been seen on this site and I am far from repulsive.

Lumpy this dope isn't a "quick wit" but a nit wit.

seriously now...is that the best you can do...nit wit? Very poor fuckflaps.

[magpie]

Which pic?

Oh, I thought you were talking about a recent pic you posted ... I saw two couples outside posing.

click the pic Frank.... there are not two couples as DESCRIBED by me as to who is there.

You really shouldn't post stoned.

Yes, I'm the one with the green pants.

and the tiny, tiny penis

[magpie]

I will ask Duchess to decide. When Duchess feels magpie should be let it, I will let magpie in.

I LOVE POWER & CONTROL !

what a lovely picture your av is....not slutty at all..obviously artistic as it's black and white...and that name, Duchess...I used to have a dog called that..lovely little bitch she was : )
excuse my while I trip over my tongue..it appears to be licking something *bowk*

[magpie]

so anyway, I might just go and play bejeweled, or watch some nice, grey paint dry.

[Duchess]

what a lovely picture your av is....not slutty at all..obviously artistic as it's black and white...and that name, Duchess...I used to have a dog called that..lovely little bitch she was : )
excuse my while I trip over my tongue..it appears to be licking something *bowk*

I don't normally care for an ass kisser but, strangely, I don't feel quite so strongly about it when it is directed at myself.

magpie, do you solemnly swear to use your wit, humor & intelligence to guard these hallowed halls of Mock against the ever ready force of stalkers, trolls, spammers & every silly bitch that trys to enter ?...If so, abandon all hope & proceed in...Welcome to Mock...May the force be with you.

[Duchess]

I spelled tries wrong !...I hate that fuckin' edit flag ! ::irk::