Hi I'm Mock, I'm ready for initiation

[Mock2zuma]

Howdy, my name has been Mock2zuma for the past five years, ppl call me Mock. I was randomly googling my name cause I get real bored and this site come up.

I glanced at a few of your threads and was like... "HAHA this forum is FULL OF WIN!!!"

About me: Meh, I'm a drunk 28 yr old seasonal college student with an internet addiction. I love FPS gaming.

I'm actually hungover as I type this, man... need water

But I digress, I'm ready for my initiation. Show NO MERCY >

I like it rough :;box::

[Mock2zuma]

Oops I meant to edit my first post but anyways here is a fairly recent pic

[LuMPyPussy]

Got any nude photos? The admin here is into that sort of thing.

[Mock2zuma]

ROFL! Can't say that I do. No one's ever asked me that before

[Middle Finger]

Let's see ... a dysfunctional, alcoholic young man on the net. There might be at least two women here that will dig you. One, Sally, so you can share alcoholism bouts (hopefully you like 70s/druggie looking bitches) ... and the other is Ramsey, but you might need to testify that you can make and serve hot chocolate before sex to meet her rigorous relationship requirements and fine judgment. On a side note, if you are into low-class disgusting stuff, LMPP might be the woman for you. Either way, I hope you enjoy yourself and thanks for joining Mock.

Why the fuck do you have a hamster glued to your chin?

[Lady Cop]

Christ, he can spell. obviously stumbled into the wrong place.

what's a 'seasonal' college student? you just go every season while your parents cough up the tuition? they have colleges in Alabama?

[Mock2zuma]

Why the fuck do you have a hamster glued to your chin?

::rotfl::::LOL:: Ya iz not too new of a pic, I had to do away with the hamster and go with a landing stip.



@ jackboots lol, yeah it's weird. I just go with a Pell Grant--then take a break when it runs out. Can't decide on a major tried computer programming, marketing, engineering. The colleges in Alabama are just awful. I'm eventually going to move, not sure where though. I'm Originally from Colorado.


::whipped::

Just in case anyone is wondering, I have to say that I do not live with my parents.

[Middle Finger]

Jesus Christ, clean up your desk.

You are almost as much of a slob as LMPP.

[Lady Cop]

so it's more like perennial college student. the real world awaits young man! :dude:

for starters, get the hell out of that third-world state.

[Middle Finger]

He looks like one of those retards on an Alaskan fishing boat, or from that show Deadliest Catch.

[Mock2zuma]

::rolllaugh:: Touche


Do ya like fishsticks? Do ya like putting them in your mouth?

[Middle Finger]

::rolllaugh:: Touche


Do ya like fishsticks? Do ya like putting them in your mouth?

I used to like fishsticks, but I got away from the fried frozen cheap crap a while ago. I go for real fish now. The kind I expect retards like you to go catch and sell me at market.

[LuMPyPussy]

MF's a classy guy, just ask him.

[Middle Finger]

Hey, "HTML" genius, the url you used for your sig, in your Profile, is not a valid graphic url ... it's a forum topic thread url or some shit. So no one is seeing a graphic in your posts as your sig.

[Middle Finger]

MF's a classy guy, just ask him.

Be quiet and go eat some cheap fishsticks with your cheap wine.

[Mock2zuma]

[flash=320,256]http://uploads.ungrounded.net/204000/204271_dragonclub.swf[/flash]

how does one go about posting a youtube video so that it shows up in the post?

tried the other three tags

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0DlwL6j73o

[Mock2zuma]

Hey, "HTML" genius, the url you used for your sig, in your Profile, is not a valid graphic url ... it's a forum topic thread url or some shit. So no one is seeing a graphic in your posts as your sig.

Oops, sorry. ty I uploaded to imageshack

is it showing up now?

[Middle Finger]

Yes, I see your sig graphic now.

For displaying youtube videos, hit a media button on the toolbar, like the flash symbol which automatically puts the tags in, then paste the youtube code in it and modify it. It's a pain in the ass and I will be changing software in the future, but for now, you have to take the"watch?" part out before the"v,"and the "=" part out after the "v" - then add slashes around the "v."

Starts like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4qyyl2rkJc

Ends like this:

http://www.youtube.com/v/C4qyyl2rkJc

[Duchess]

Boxers or briefs, baby ?...I feel the need to know this kind of important information...If you answer wrong you are doomed to be ignored.

[Mock2zuma]

Ah cool thx.

[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/E-D9hcohusg[/flash]

But yeah I promise to stick around, I'm not going to run away like these other bitches