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03-28-2020, 08:55 PM
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04-04-2020, 02:18 PM
Couples have a lot of time on their hands these days.

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04-10-2020, 06:28 AM
That looks like a golden retriever. I want one! Or a basset hound. Or both! I miss having a dog and think about my last beagle nearly everyday.
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04-10-2020, 10:58 AM
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04-10-2020, 11:13 AM
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04-10-2020, 12:42 PM
Come snuggle in the warm sand as the sun goes down.



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04-10-2020, 12:45 PM
I'll wait for the mountain snuggling. Sally can have the surf & sand.
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04-10-2020, 12:51 PM
Sounds like Mark enjoys sand up his ass.
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#1,050
04-10-2020, 07:09 PM
Yeah, you'd have to be a gusher to have good sex on the beach.
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04-10-2020, 07:37 PM
(04-10-2020, 12:45 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'll wait for the mountain snuggling. Sally can have the surf & sand.
I literally have a 5 minute walk from my house to the beach and have not gone there in 3 years. I prefer to go to different beaches away from here, like the keys.
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#1,052
04-10-2020, 10:00 PM
sally Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:I'll wait for the mountain snuggling. Sally can have the surf & sand.
I literally have a 5 minute walk from my house to the beach and have not gone there in 3 years. I prefer to go to different beaches away from here, like the keys.

That's fucking dumb.  She's probably a damn tween by now but last time I checked you had a little girl...and her mother can't be bothered to take her to the beach 5 minutes away?  Nooooo….pack her in the car with a 12-pack and drive her somewhere. Probably better come to think of it.  Fewer chances of her lush, beer bellied mom letting her drown.

Yeah, I'm visiting.  I've internet known you for a long fucking time.  Familiarity breeds contempt ya' know.
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04-10-2020, 10:45 PM
So what are you doing that's so great, you old fucking hag?
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04-12-2020, 05:49 PM
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04-12-2020, 06:01 PM
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04-12-2020, 07:12 PM
I've never seen hail that big but I've had it big enough to think it was going to break windows in my home and I was almost afraid to check on my car.
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04-12-2020, 08:24 PM
Scary stuff.
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04-12-2020, 08:29 PM
Mother Nature can be a Bitch!  Smiley_emoticons_shocked

And extremely dangerous!
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04-12-2020, 09:05 PM
My basset hound got knocked out by a huge rock of hail once. It literally knocked him out cold and I had to run outside and carry him in the house and shake him awake.
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#1,060
04-12-2020, 09:06 PM
Did you give him snout to mouth?
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