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Some guy named Mike, in the playground across the street from my grandmother's house. He was either 19 or 20 and I was 16. I was a sucker for a smooth talker back then.
Anyone else care to share cherry popping stories?
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If it ever happens, you guys will be the first to know all the graphic details.
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I was 14 and the red haired married lady across the street was late Twenties.
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(04-19-2020, 10:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: If it ever happens, you guys will be the first to know all the graphic details.
Same here. ')
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I hope he is gentle with you
Clang.
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My lesbian virginity was given to a girl in Florida.
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Ack, I thought I stumbled into mock last night. Note to self: disable wifi when drinking wine.
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Prom. Country Club golf course.
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(04-20-2020, 07:30 AM)cannongal Wrote: Note to self: disable wifi when drinking wine.
Bitch please. Where the hell is the fun in that. We have an entire thread in here dedicated to just that. You haven't lived until you've read Aussie shit faced on Cointreau.
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(04-20-2020, 01:17 PM)Duchess Wrote: (04-20-2020, 07:30 AM)cannongal Wrote: Note to self: disable wifi when drinking wine.
Bitch please. Where the hell is the fun in that. We have an entire thread in here dedicated to just that. You haven't lived until you've read Aussie shit faced on Cointreau. That's why I stay off Mock while drunk. The worst I did while drunk on Saturday was comment "Big tittirs!" on some random girl's Facebook post.
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(04-20-2020, 01:17 PM)Duchess Wrote: (04-20-2020, 07:30 AM)cannongal Wrote: Note to self: disable wifi when drinking wine.
Bitch please. Where the hell is the fun in that. We have an entire thread in here dedicated to just that. You haven't lived until you've read Aussie shit faced on Cointreau.
Thanks for reminding me, I've read Aussie shitfaced. You're right, babbling about my virginity isn't nearly as bad as calling Crash 'Gina' and offering to pay for an operation.
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I almost lost it three years before that but the next door girls little brother came looking for her, she was about 16 or 17. Horseface with a killer body.
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And Traci B, she kept her blouse pinned closed during the extended make out sessions. They couldn't get any Bluer.
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Hmmmm......I was 12 when my Indian girlfriend wanted it on the beach near the swimming hole. Her sister had to sit and watch as we played in the sand. I was embarrassed as I had no clue where to put my hard-on and never consummated the act until a week later in the back of a station wagon at the drive in. My brother left the car to mess with a girl at the food stand and it was quick......maybe 5-6 min. Her feet were on the roof and he yelled at me a few days later for the footprints up there.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Some good looking guy in his 20s, I was 14. I didnt like sex then, dont like it now. Makes me want to puke.
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I've had to do some soul searching as to why I dont like it as most people do, and I've come to the conclusion that I'm just a very cold person and not capable of a loving intimate relationship. I dont want to kiss or hug anyone or have anyone touch me ever unless it's to massage my feet. I do, however, do whatever my husband wants, but I'm pretty sure he knows that I'm pretending to like it.
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I have a machine that messes with my feet. It works great on calf muscles that I get cramps in. Just the other night a calf cramp visited me at about 3 am, well I watched Gomer Pyle and let that bitch of a machine do its work. I slept until 10am the next day and was pissed I wasn't up at 4am like usual. a Shitzoo or something like that. But it works great on my feet like a magic wand it erases any pain for a couple of days. Much like walking on feather pillows to the state lottery to claim my winnings.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(04-20-2020, 05:06 PM)cannongal Wrote: (04-20-2020, 01:17 PM)Duchess Wrote: (04-20-2020, 07:30 AM)cannongal Wrote: Note to self: disable wifi when drinking wine.
Bitch please. Where the hell is the fun in that. We have an entire thread in here dedicated to just that. You haven't lived until you've read Aussie shit faced on Cointreau.
Thanks for reminding me, I've read Aussie shitfaced. You're right, babbling about my virginity isn't nearly as bad as calling Crash 'Gina' and offering to pay for an operation. I got kicked out of the crime forum, I don't know how I even stumbled in there and that hot muscley gay cop bounced me out of there. Don't know what I was angry about but it wasn't anything to do with crime.
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