the 2020 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

I'm flat chested.   

[Clang McFly]

I'm flat chested.   

I'm fat chested.:(

[cannongal]

Fuck,   $200  in cash fell out of my pocket at the grocery store yesterday.    Nobody turned it in.  There goes my weed money

[Clang McFly]

Fuck,   $200  in cash fell out of my pocket at the grocery store yesterday.    Nobody turned it in.  There goes my weed money

I'd gladly give you $200 if I  thought you could get away with rolling some joints and sending them to me.

[cannongal]

Fuck,   $200  in cash fell out of my pocket at the grocery store yesterday.    Nobody turned it in.  There goes my weed money

I'd gladly give you $200 if I  thought you could get away with rolling some joints and sending them to me.

I can't roll,  tried many,  many times over the years,  but it always ends up looking like a ball that the cat threw up.    I can mail you a bud tho.  I  used to mail my nephew weed all the time when he was on the Appalachian trail.

[BigMark]

did he hike the whole trail and did he kill that old lady?

[cannongal]

did he hike the whole trail and did he kill that old lady?

He hiked the trail twice.    The first time,  he didn't do it fast enough to get into the book.

[BigMark]

Too much weed.

[Clang McFly]

Fuck,   $200  in cash fell out of my pocket at the grocery store yesterday.    Nobody turned it in.  There goes my weed money

I'd gladly give you $200 if I  thought you could get away with rolling some joints and sending them to me.

I can't roll,  tried many,  many times over the years,  but it always ends up looking like a ball that the cat threw up.    I can mail you a bud tho.  I  used to mail my nephew weed all the time when he was on the Appalachian trail.

I can't roll either and I don't have a pipe or bong. Joints that have been rolled by someone else is my preferred method. Well thanks anyway, it was a nice thought. I really should learn to prepare my own weed someday(I know from when I used to smoke with my brother Larry, you need to remove the stems and seeds) or get a pipe or bong. Maybe when the shops open again I'll get a pipe or bong and we can try this again.

[BigMark]

You need to grind your weed not your pillow.

[Clang McFly]

You need to grind your weed not your pillow.

Like coffee beans? I should make weed coffee? Or weed brownies...mmmm...knowing my luck I'd add too much and get way way too high.

[BigMark]

The consistency of the weed is important when rolling a kind spliff, also wet your fingers and get the first tuck right and the rest is easy.

[cannongal]

Too much weed.

   he doesn't smoke.   He traded it for shit he needed along the trail.

[BigMark]

[cannongal]

You need to grind your weed not your pillow.

Like coffee beans? I should make weed coffee? Or weed brownies...mmmm...knowing my luck I'd add too much and get way way too high.

Cooking with weed is different from smoking it.  if you grind up weed and toss it in brownie mix,  it'll never work.   However, if you take a pound of shit weed and throw it in your slow cooker with a ¹⁄₂ gallon of coconut or olive oil for 24 hours, then strain,  you can use the oil to make brownies, bread, etc.  That shit will fuck you up for hours

[Clang McFly]

You need to grind your weed not your pillow.

Like coffee beans? I should make weed coffee? Or weed brownies...mmmm...knowing my luck I'd add too much and get way way too high.

Cooking with weed is different from smoking it.  if you grind up weed and toss it in brownie mix,  it'll never work.   However, if you take a pound of shit weed and throw it in your slow cooker with a ¹⁄₂ gallon of coconut or olive oil for 24 hours, then strain,  you can use the oil to make brownies, bread, etc.  That shit will fuck you up for hours

What about CBD gummy bears? Will they get you fucked up? Was thinking about buying some of those....is $15-20 for 4 ounces a good price?

[cannongal]

What about CBD gummy bears? Will they get you fucked up? Was thinking about buying some of those....is $15-20 for 4 ounces a good price?

No,  cbd gummies will not get you stoned at all.     It's the THC in weed that causes the euphoria,  not the cannabinoids.

[sally]

I made pot brownies before. I grinded up the weed very fine and heated in the oil that the brownie box mix calls for. It has to be heated to a perfect temp, about 4 mins in the hot oil. Then you put it in with the brownie mix and cook according to the directions on the box. I didnt think it would work so I ate half of one and I got so stoned out of my mind that I couldn't stand it.

[Maggot]

I believe any weed with THC in it has to be heated to get that out of it. You cannot just eat good Sensie and get stoned.

[cannongal]

Grandbrats make great slave labor.