the 2020 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

[Maggot]

Off with his head!!! 

[Duchess]

The black guy on the bus made me laugh so hard. He was hilarious.

[Duchess]

I just saw a small monkey driving an itty bitty motorcycle, he came to a stop, dropped the bike and snatched up a little kid and tried to drag it down the street.

[BigMark]

I couldn't believe how fast he was dragging her!

[Duchess]

That's what I thought too! 

[BigMark]

Jinx!

[Duchess]

I don't know what this commercial is for, insurance maybe, but there is a little pig with his head stuck out the window hollering weeeee, weeeee, weeee, while going down the highway. That's me on Fridays after leaving my boss' house.

[BigMark]

weeee weeee

[Duchess]

Yeah, BayBay.  

[Duchess]

I just saw a baby that looks like Harvey Weinstein. Good Lord.

[Duchess]

Gramma gets tased and I enjoyed it. *applauds*

[Maggot]

That cop is an idiot. She did not have to sign ze paper and she would have been sent a summons. It must have been a boring day. Tail tight..........really? It's gonna blind someone at night, what like a headlight will?

[Duchess]

I could watch that self entitled old twat get tased all the live long day.

[Maggot]

I could watch that self entitled old twat get tased all the live long day.

It's her accent isn't it. 

[Maggot]

I'm watching more of these and laughing my fool head off!!!!!!!

[BigMark]

I got extra joy pretending it was rootilda.

[Maggot]

I bet there was nothing in that black sack when he went running away.

[Duchess]

I'm watching more of these and laughing my fool head off!!!!!!!

The first time I watched that I was laughing so hard I didn't even have enough air to tell him what I was laughing about when he walked into my office and asked what was so funny. I watched it a few times now, I know what's coming, and I laugh anyway. I think it is hilarious, especially the black guy's reaction.

[Duchess]

Maggot! There's a rocket launching! Hurry so you can see.