ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[Clang McFly]

Definitely, sock, sock, shoe, shoe and now that's it's October I can do sock, sock, boot, boot. 

Boots! Yes!


Today I might have tested out if a pair of socks was too thick for my boots, and yes they were! So it was sock boot. But then it was sock sock boot boot.
But then it was, "Oh fuck these boots just do not work with this outfit"
Add tights
then different pair of boots. So it was like
sock boot 
sock sock boot boot
sock sock tights
boot boot
And then it was 2 different belts and 2 different sweaters
Is that just me?

You can wear socks with tights? I never knew. I prefer to wear them without socks. Actually I don't wear tights much I prefer pantyhose.

Why would you wear panty hose instead of thigh highs with a garter belt? You're a man so you obviously know which one is sexier.

I'm an ugly man and an even uglier woman INYO,why would I go for sexy?

[BigMark]

Like cyclops in a miniskirt.

[sally]

Definitely, sock, sock, shoe, shoe and now that's it's October I can do sock, sock, boot, boot. 

Boots! Yes!


Today I might have tested out if a pair of socks was too thick for my boots, and yes they were! So it was sock boot. But then it was sock sock boot boot.
But then it was, "Oh fuck these boots just do not work with this outfit"
Add tights
then different pair of boots. So it was like
sock boot 
sock sock boot boot
sock sock tights
boot boot
And then it was 2 different belts and 2 different sweaters
Is that just me?

You can wear socks with tights? I never knew. I prefer to wear them without socks. Actually I don't wear tights much I prefer pantyhose.

Why would you wear panty hose instead of thigh highs with a garter belt? You're a man so you obviously know which one is sexier.

I'm an ugly man and an even uglier woman INYO,why would I go for sexy?

I never said you were an ugly man, your alright. I said you dont look like a woman, but if your're dead set on being one I'd go for sexy over creepy ass panty hose that 90 year old women wear.

[BigMark]

[sally]

And ok hooters girls too. What a cheat, get to hide all their veins and cellulite with pantyhose. Back in my 20s 30s I'd be like I dont even need pantyhose bitch. Not so much anymore.

[MirahM]

Oh I meant leggings.

[Clang McFly]

Like cyclops in a miniskirt.

Well that's ok,he was an X-man after all.

[Clang McFly]

Oh I meant leggings.

That makes more sense. I wear socks over my leggings.

[Clang McFly]

Boots! Yes!


Today I might have tested out if a pair of socks was too thick for my boots, and yes they were! So it was sock boot. But then it was sock sock boot boot.
But then it was, "Oh fuck these boots just do not work with this outfit"
Add tights
then different pair of boots. So it was like
sock boot 
sock sock boot boot
sock sock tights
boot boot
And then it was 2 different belts and 2 different sweaters
Is that just me?

You can wear socks with tights? I never knew. I prefer to wear them without socks. Actually I don't wear tights much I prefer pantyhose.

Why would you wear panty hose instead of thigh highs with a garter belt? You're a man so you obviously know which one is sexier.

I'm an ugly man and an even uglier woman INYO,why would I go for sexy?

I never said you were an ugly man, your alright. I said you dont look like a woman, but if your're dead set on being one I'd go for sexy over creepy ass panty hose that 90 year old women wear.

Well wish you had told me this  before I ordered 4 suntan and 4 off black pantyhose. Seriously though, I did try garter belt and stockings before, but I prefer the feel of pantyhose.

[Clang McFly]

And ok hooters girls too. What a cheat, get to hide all their veins and cellulite with pantyhose. Back in my 20s 30s I'd be like I dont even need pantyhose bitch. Not so much anymore.

And the darker color pantyhose are great for when you don't shave your legs.

[sally]

You could do tights and leg warmers like Olivia Newton John. I have a pair of leg warmers that I wear in the winter over tight jeans and men seem to like them, but women give me dirty looks.

[Duchess]

That's too bad. I always make a point to tell some women when they're looking especially cute, well, I used to, I don't talk to strangers these days.

[sally]

They're actually pink warming socks that go up to my knees. I ordered them because I have Raynaud syndrome in my toes too. Men always compliment them and women seem to look down at them with disgust. I only wear them on super cold days where my toes feel like they're going to rot.

[MirahM]

Now I am curious what they look like and I want to see a pic!

[sally]

They just look like pink fuzzy socks that go up to my knees and I wear them over my jeans with sneakers. It seems to drive men wild and causes disdain in women. My husband loves them as well. He likes me to keep them on while naked. Little does anyone know that they are therapeutic old people socks.

[BigMark]

Brown Chicken Brown Cow!

[cannongal]

Hey Sally,  what seasonings would you reccomend to jazz up a really bland Turkey gravy?

[Maggot]

Bells

[cannongal]

I don't have Bell's.    Shit,  I have just about every spice imaginable,   thanks to a trip my cousin made to the armish country  (bulk spices are dirt cheap there).  I wonder if I can find a recipe for a faux Bell's seasoning on Google.

[sally]

Hey Sally,  what seasonings would you reccomend to jazz up a really bland Turkey gravy?

I'm probably too late on this, but a few whole allspice always fixes up a gravy and gives it some depth.