12-04-2009, 06:48 AM
There's no doubt in my mind Ramsey is a boring lay, especially after the second time.
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12-04-2009, 07:40 AM
I am a boring lay and that is why I have a BF that is 20 years younger. Think what you want but missionary is not a favored position of mine and I like it with the lights on so I can see. But no, I don't want to play rape. Pretending that we just met and having hot sweaty sex is another story.
Besides, when Syber said marital rape, she wasn't talking about playful sex. That was her cover once she realized how sad that sounded.
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12-04-2009, 07:44 AM
(12-04-2009, 06:04 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-03-2009, 09:19 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Play rape?? I will feely admit that I lack that patricular experience. That is just sick. ::dick:: Tell me more....... Could I record you saying the words "hard, banging, hot sex" so I can use it as my cellphone ringtone?
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
 
12-04-2009, 08:34 AM
(12-04-2009, 07:40 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I am a boring lay and that is why I have a BF that is 20 years younger. Think what you want but missionary is not a favored position of mine and I like it with the lights on so I can see. But no, I don't want to play rape. Pretending that we just met and having hot sweaty sex is another story. People generally fuck like they post, which means you are not just boring, you are lazy and annoying in bed over time. Also, the reason your boyfriend stays with you is because you are easy sex and he has something wrong with him. Otherwise, he would be dating a young lady his age instead of a mommy-hag that hides their relationship like an immoral and stupid bitch.
12-04-2009, 08:49 AM
Ramsey, just because he's young does not make him a good lay. Nor does it make him the object of jealousy among your peers.
It makes him pathetic because you ARE in a long term relationship now - what is it? A full year that WE know of and however long prior to joining here. He's become something more than a FWB when you take him to your kid's ball games, use him as a tool to make your ex jealous (don't deny that, you got a kick out of posting about it) and sneaking off at lunch so the others in your work-place can snicker behind your backs when you come back from lunch with your skirt stuck in the ass of your pantyhose. But go on, keep explaining how a kid can be a good lay. Fuck, his body is barely finished filling out.
12-04-2009, 09:06 AM
(12-04-2009, 08:22 AM)Duchess Wrote: Sweet. Now I will have the added bonus of having a raging boner whenever I answer my cellphone. Just in case I'm being too subtle I would very much like to have sexual relations with you were the circumstances and situation appropriate. Just so we are clear on that so we can both move on with our lives.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
12-04-2009, 10:54 AM
(12-04-2009, 08:34 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: People generally fuck like they post Muffin, I truly hate to be the one that draws your attention to this but, you tend to post a lot of single emoticons...Just sayin'. ![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)
12-04-2009, 10:59 AM
(12-04-2009, 10:54 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-04-2009, 08:34 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: People generally fuck like they post That's right, I sometimes leave the talking at the bedroom door. I know how to communicate intimately to a woman without words. 
12-04-2009, 12:24 PM
(12-04-2009, 06:26 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-03-2009, 09:22 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:That's what I'm thinking too !...In the dark, missionary position only, runs to the bathroom immediately afterwards...Total time, from foreplay to the run to the bathroom, 15 minutes or under.(12-03-2009, 09:19 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Play rape?? I will feely admit that I lack that patricular experience. That is just sick. exactly Some people don't know how to have fun.
12-04-2009, 12:30 PM
(12-04-2009, 07:40 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I am a boring lay and that is why I have a BF that is 20 years younger. You have that backwards. You are a boring lay in SPITE of the fact you have a fuckbuddy 20 years younger than yourself. With all of that youthful stamina and potential creativity, one would think you would be hanging upside down from the ceiling. At the very least. Of course, the little man is probably just so grateful to be getting his rocks off, he doesn't care as long as he has a hole to stick his junk in. Ramsey Wrote:Besides, when Syber said marital rape, she wasn't talking about playful sex. That was her cover once she realized how sad that sounded. um no... I do think it sounds sad, but it's not a problem I've ever had. 
12-04-2009, 12:31 PM
12-04-2009, 12:32 PM
(12-04-2009, 09:06 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(12-04-2009, 08:22 AM)Duchess Wrote: Would your wife be invited? Can I watch?
12-04-2009, 12:32 PM
Theres nothing like the occassional ultra intense spur of the moment fuck, bend her over the kitchen table, knickers down and wham bam thank you maam!.
::dick::
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
12-04-2009, 12:35 PM
(12-04-2009, 12:32 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:(12-04-2009, 09:06 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(12-04-2009, 08:22 AM)Duchess Wrote: Yes and Yes ::dick::
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
12-04-2009, 12:55 PM
There is lot of underlying sexuality at Mock today, I think everyone is in heat.
Including me, I don't care if my wife has a headache or not tonight quite frankly. ::bantits::
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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