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04-23-2021, 05:29 PM
(03-02-2021, 02:18 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm getting a Home Goods store & I want to jump up & down like I'm on The Price Is Right.

There's a store named 'home goods ' ? 

(03-02-2021, 04:09 PM)sally Wrote: We have one here which is about a 30 minute drive from me. I wish we had an Ikea.

IKEA is about a 3 hour drive for me, but one of these days,  I will make a field trip for it.
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04-23-2021, 05:54 PM
Yes, there is a store actually named Home Goods.


https://www.homegoods.com
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04-23-2021, 06:20 PM
(04-23-2021, 05:29 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(03-02-2021, 02:18 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm getting a Home Goods store & I want to jump up & down like I'm on The Price Is Right.

There's a store named 'home goods ' ? 

(03-02-2021, 04:09 PM)sally Wrote: We have one here which is about a 30 minute drive from me. I wish we had an Ikea.

IKEA is about a 3 hour drive for me, but one of these days,  I will make a field trip for it.

Sure, because what could possibly be more fun than buying heavy, overpriced furniture, and then lugging it home so you can spend 2-20 hours assembling it?
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04-23-2021, 07:19 PM
(04-23-2021, 06:20 PM)rothschild Wrote: Sure, because what could possibly be more fun than buying heavy, overpriced furniture, and then lugging it home so you can spend 2-20 hours assembling it?

Oh, I don't know,   maybe torturing my partners with the promise of sex?
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04-23-2021, 07:54 PM
Yeah that's always a good way to get it done. They deliver the stuff though, you dont have to carry it away. Plus they have those disgusting Swedish meatballs.
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04-23-2021, 08:08 PM
I believe everything I have ever bought second hand called "Ikea" has always been a waste of money. It's really a one time use piece of shit.
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04-23-2021, 10:02 PM
(04-23-2021, 07:19 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(04-23-2021, 06:20 PM)rothschild Wrote: Sure, because what could possibly be more fun than buying heavy, overpriced furniture, and then lugging it home so you can spend 2-20 hours assembling it?

Oh, I don't know,   maybe torturing my partners with the promise of sex?

Bingo! hah
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04-24-2021, 05:27 PM
Well the house warming party was called off until today and I was watching my neighbors kid and took him with us and he shit in their pool.
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04-24-2021, 05:28 PM
I'm not making this up, I had to go out to my car to smoke a cigarette after cleaning him up.
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04-24-2021, 05:40 PM
(04-24-2021, 05:27 PM)sally Wrote: Well the house warming party was called off until today and I was watching my neighbors kid and took him with us and he shit in their pool.

Does his school bus look like this?


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04-24-2021, 06:00 PM
Yeah he's a crack baby. Very nice kid though and I like his mom, she was 500 pound one I was talking about that had the covid.
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04-24-2021, 07:30 PM
Take him with you the next time you go to Disney Land. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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04-24-2021, 07:37 PM
You really should avoid anyone over 400 lbs. Nothing but trouble there, just sayin. I avoid a guy and his big assed wife. She's always bitching about something, the cars to small, the drive through sucks, the prescription place always gets shit wrong, on and on. I just stay away at least until she croaks. He's OK but he just caters to her.
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04-24-2021, 08:35 PM
People normally offer me the strongest chair.
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04-24-2021, 11:10 PM
Fucking fat people man, wtf are they thinking.
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04-24-2021, 11:14 PM
That Sally girl needs some protein.
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04-24-2021, 11:36 PM
(04-24-2021, 08:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: People normally offer me the strongest chair.

Major Largebottom has entered the chat...
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04-25-2021, 08:05 AM
Naaaa He's just big boned.
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04-25-2021, 12:46 PM
When we got there the guy told us that he was going to sit in the jacuzzi and watch the game tomorrow. We'll I guess not now. hah
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04-25-2021, 01:11 PM
(04-24-2021, 05:27 PM)sally Wrote: Well the house warming party was called off until today and I was watching my neighbors kid and took him with us and he shit in their pool.

28  OMG!
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