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Apparently there's an alien infestation in Ukraine, but they don't want to spook anybody so they're pretending it's a geo-political conflict. Hmmm...
https://projectcamelotportal.com/2022/02...ne-crimea/
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Aliens probed my ass. They found my long lost gerbil and a family of gerbils he was renting my ass out to as a 4 bedroom condo.
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(02-11-2022, 01:40 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Aliens probed my ass. They found my long lost gerbil and a family of gerbils he was renting my ass out to as a 4 bedroom condo.
Gerbils are preferable to funnel web spiders.
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Are they the same as an orb weaver, I think they're called?
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(02-11-2022, 03:32 PM)Duchess Wrote: Are they the same as an orb weaver, I think they're called?
They're bigger, uglier, and their fangs will go right through a toenail. And they're super fast!
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The title of this thread makes me chuckle every time I see it in the lineup.
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(02-11-2022, 03:22 PM)rothschild Wrote: (02-11-2022, 01:40 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Aliens probed my ass. They found my long lost gerbil and a family of gerbils he was renting my ass out to as a 4 bedroom condo.
Gerbils are preferable to funnel web spiders.
Funnel cake is preferable to both gerbils and spiders.