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the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread
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#81
02-28-2022, 01:51 PM
You can say it in a nice way, Clangy, just smile as you're saying it and throw in a little wink at the end.
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02-28-2022, 06:24 PM
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#83
02-28-2022, 07:12 PM
(02-21-2022, 09:53 AM)Duchess Wrote: That freaks me out a little, Clangy. I can't help but wonder how the hell that happens.
It freaks you out that people don't know star trek quotes and Disney lyrics? Why? I know Hakuna Matata, but I guess I'm illiterate for not knowing it word for word.
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#84
02-28-2022, 07:41 PM
No. It's freaky that there are adults in America who don't know how to read.
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#85
02-28-2022, 08:17 PM
It sure leaves more room for advancement for the ones that went to school to actually learn.
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#86
02-28-2022, 08:31 PM
After homeschooling with my fifth grade daughter I've realized that I don't remember a lot of that shit. Some of it's pretty hard, I have to drink a stiff alcoholic beverage just to get my head in the game.
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#87
03-01-2022, 02:09 PM
Does this guy's ears look weird to you? WTF is that, Sally?


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#88
03-01-2022, 02:39 PM
It looks like cauliflower ear which is common in injuries from wrestling and mixed martial arts. If you ever watch UFC you'll notice that a bunch of them have fucked up ears like that.
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#89
03-01-2022, 02:44 PM
Chef's cauliflower ears! hah hah hah

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#90
03-01-2022, 02:58 PM
He is a UFC fighter so now I know. Hideous and so fuckin' weird. I've never seen anything like it.
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#91
03-01-2022, 03:20 PM
I guess that's what happens when the side of your head is constantly being rubbed into the ground.
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#92
03-01-2022, 03:42 PM
I've heard of cauliflower ear before, but it didn't click for me that it was that. Gawd that's some shit, those freakin' ears.
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#93
03-05-2022, 12:25 PM
Sally, how much did your Newfoundland weigh? I saw one that was 190. It looked like a bear. 
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03-05-2022, 12:35 PM
About 180. Every single time I walked him somebody would pull up next to me and ask if I was walking a bear. It never failed. I would love to have another one, but they are a huge mess and they really don't like the Florida heat. Even though I keep the inside of my house freezing all year long I feel like they're missing out on being in the snow which they love. On the very rare nights we have a freeze warning and they tell you to cover your plants and bring pets inside I could not get him to come in the house.
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#95
03-16-2022, 04:20 PM
I volunteered to foster a puppy for 3 weeks,   wtf was I thinking?
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03-16-2022, 06:16 PM
(03-16-2022, 04:20 PM)cannongal Wrote: I volunteered to foster a puppy for 3 weeks,   wtf was I thinking?

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03-16-2022, 07:44 PM
Are you signed up for the draft Clang?
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#98
03-16-2022, 08:01 PM
Oh my fucking head,  this isn't a puppy,  it's a god damn horse!
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03-16-2022, 09:06 PM
(03-16-2022, 08:01 PM)cannongal Wrote: Oh my fucking head,  this isn't a puppy,  it's a god damn horse!

Of course! Are you the ole lady that swallowed a fly?
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03-16-2022, 11:13 PM
(03-16-2022, 07:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Are you signed up for the draft Clang?

Draft beer, yes. Draft because I farted and ripped my pants, yes. Military draft, yes. If drafted I will try to get a non combat position if possible. If not, I will wear a dress and try to get Section 8 like Klinger or pretend I'm gay.
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