ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[Duchess]

If I know what I'm wearing, it will only take maybe 5 minutes? 

That's me too, unless I'm wearing this one particular summer dress that I wear Spanx under and then it takes a minute to stuff myself into that.

[MirahM]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTd7T2fcS/?k=1

I love all those outfits, particularly that cute little slip dress and the skirt & boots. I don't think a 50 year old is too old for any of them.

I thought she looked like Sally!

[Duchess]

Dear Sally, do you like manatees?

[sally]

Of course, they are precious. I was at a restaurant in the Keys and one came right up to the dock to get fresh water out of the hose and a head of lettuce. The lady said he's there every day.

[Duchess]

I’m always so charmed by them. They are very sweet creatures.

[BigMark]

In the name of huge manatee.

[Duchess]

Sally, why would adults get engaged at Disney? Is that really a thing?

[sally]

Because they're idiots. Disney world has really good food though. Not the Magic Kingdom, but Epcot, Disney springs and the resorts. That's why we go there.

[MirahM]

Sally, why would adults get engaged at Disney? Is that really a thing?

Sounds fun.

I know people who are in to Disney that much-I totally get it-or get the getting engaged there then.

[Duchess]

I know of 2 couples who have gotten engaged there in the last ⁶⁄₇ months & they are all over 30. It just struck me as odd place to get engaged.

[Clang McFly]

I know of 2 couples who have gotten engaged there in the last ⁶⁄₇ months & they are all over 30. It just struck me as odd place to get engaged.

Very odd. I like Disney but if I ever get engaged it will be on the bridge of the starship Enterprise, an Ewok village(Yub Nub!), or in a Hobbit hole.

[sally]

This is why you'll never get married. You think any lady really wants to hear that bullshit? They don't think you're funny, they just think you're a dick.

[sally]

I was just talking trash, Clang. It sounds like a fine wedding.

[pyropappy]

If it is hard to live in your reality, why not change it instead of living in a fabricated fantasy?

[BigMark]

Clang will eventually find the man of his dreams.

[Duchess]

Clang isn't interested in men, he's not gay, he likes females.

[Clang McFly]

Clang will eventually find the man of his dreams.

Indeed. I just need to kill Mrs Biggie first, ya big sexy man.  

[Duchess]

This is why you'll never get married. You think any lady really wants to hear that bullshit? They don't think you're funny, they just think you're a dick.

I was just talking trash, Clang. It sounds like a fine wedding.

  You got a guilty conscience in the space of 6 minutes. Not laughing at you, I do the same damn thing.

[Duchess]

Clang will eventually find the man of his dreams.

Indeed. I just need to kill Mrs Biggie first, ya big sexy man.  

  Chase him around Mock, Clangy.

[Clang McFly]

Clang isn't interested in men, he's not gay, he likes females.

Yeah I'm not gay.....Mark, let's put on dresses and be lesbians in Portugal!