Well meaning family

[Duchess]

I'm okay with that.

[BigMark]

Elk are way bigger than a deer.

[Duchess]

Yes, I know and a moose is even bigger. I don't get to see anything like that here  :(

[aussiefriend]

Aunt Veldren shot an Elk with a bow and they ate it.

um hello?

[BigMark]

El oh.

[MirahM]

My aunt and uncle sent me a bread maker. Someone gave it to them and they said they weren't going to use it and asked if I would like it.
They sent it, arrived on Wednesday. I sent them a note right away saying it had arrived and thanking them for it.

It is now Saturday and I half expect them to call at some point over the weekend asking if I've used it yet and being disapointed if I say no.

[Duchess]

My mom tried to give me one and I declined it, but every person I know who has one, loves it.

[MirahM]

I really can't wait to try it out.

[Clang McFly]

My aunt and uncle sent me a bread maker. Someone gave it to them and they said they weren't going to use it and asked if I would like it.
They sent it, arrived on Wednesday. I sent them a note right away saying it had arrived and thanking them for it.

It is now Saturday and I half expect them to call at some point over the weekend asking if I've used it yet and being disapointed if I say no.

I hate homemade bread. My mom would make it in the oven and it always came out dry, dense, and tasting like paste. And she'd slice it too thick.

[Duchess]

I really can't wait to try it out.

You can make pizza dough in it too. Mmmmmm.

[Duchess]

I hate homemade bread. 

That's only because you haven't had it made properly. Homemade bread is delicious.

[BigMark]

My dickhead brother- the one who threatened bloodshed because I was selling the handicap van we bought for my mom, this was after he sent the whole family a manifesto sized email in which he said to sell the van, you know the one he blew the transmission out going to burningman? Well now my other brother is dying and he is reaching out to friends and family to contact me, I have had the same phone number and email for 30 years, fucking narcissistic drama queen.

[Duchess]

I'm sorry, Mark. I know I've seen you post that you don't really have a relationship with them, but nonetheless, I'm sorry. You were little boys together long before they became adults you didn't agree with.

[BigMark]

Agree with? The one killed my moms caretaker in the $150,000 mobile home after the other started brainwashing him. Because of this the park kicked out my brother AND mother right after my dad died. I lost $100,000 on that house now my moms care in a nice facility is $3200 a month and neither one contributes.

[Duchess]

Agree with? 

I don't recall you going into detail about why you feel the way you do and I was trying to be polite given it's a family member who is dying, but if the worthless fuck deserves an agonizing death so be it. Better?

[BigMark]

Unfortunately it's the wrong one.

[MirahM]

Family sucks
I'm sorry

[MirahM]

My uncle got me again.
Called me up asking about my sister (The one he doesn't talk to) I should have just told him to call her if he is so interested, why didn't I say that?
He ran in to her ex-husband and I think he was trying to show him pictures of her boyfriend from his facebook page-only he couldn't find them, so he slyly called me to ask if they were still together.
And I fell for it.
As soon as I got off the phone it hit me.
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