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I don't normally find painfully stupid shit like that funny, that's not my sense of humor, I'm just goofy not whatever the fuck that stuff is.
I know now that those guys are the jackass ass dudes. I used to get the name screwed up and called them "those asshole guys."
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The one where they all sliced off a nipple to make nippleroni pizza was awesome.
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Happy New Year may your year be prosperous, healthy and joyful!
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Every time I go outdoors and can see my breath I pretend I'm a fire breathing dragon.
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Papa Oom Mao Mao! Papa Oom Mao Mao!
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(02-10-2024, 09:40 AM)Duchess Wrote: Every time I go outdoors and can see my breath I pretend I'm a fire breathing dragon.
Puff Puff the Magic Dragon.
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I LOVE that!
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(02-10-2024, 12:52 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Papa Oom Mao Mao! Papa Oom Mao Mao!
Mama-Oom-Mow-Mow! Mama-Oom-Mow-Mow!
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You've posted that already.
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Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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So much potential! Love the deep window wells. That bathroom tho. My eyes! My eyes! There is a great deal of potential for the backyard too and it's all just under $25K!
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Mrs. Biggies birthday is a Two months away but I found her present, a hand painted donkey face on an old cabinet door. When I kick the bucket she'll have a bunch of cats, dogs, chickens, donkeys and what not. She's been living with an ass for 38 years.
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The Evils of the Roman Empire, where the motto might as well have been "Carpe Diem... because you might get stabbed in the back tomorrow." Rome wasn't just about grand aqueducts and picturesque columns; it had a dark side that would make even a modern-day soap opera blush. From the cutthroat politics that made Game of Thrones look like a friendly game of chess, to the extravagances of emperors who thought burning down half the city for a party was a great idea (looking at you, Nero).
Then there's the Colosseum, where the entertainment on a Friday night involved gladiators battling it out with wild animals, because Netflix hadn't been invented yet. Let's not forget the luxury and excess that would have made the 1% blush, all built on the backs of slaves and conquered peoples. And who could overlook the poisonings, the betrayals, and the occasional purge for good measure? The evils of the Roman Empire were like the ultimate reality show, only the stakes were real, and the audience was an entire civilization that couldn't look away.
So next time you're thinking the world is going to the dogs, just remember: at least we're not scheduling entertainment based on how well someone can fend off a lion in an arena. Progress, right?
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