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(01-09-2010, 11:59 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-09-2010, 11:57 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: (01-09-2010, 11:55 PM)username Wrote: (01-09-2010, 11:47 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: I only have 5 brats.
So 4 kids and an S.O.?
Oh shit, forgot about my oldest. Make that 6. 5 kids and a hubby. I take his shit though because he's fine and good in the sack.
Fucking liar, why the fuck would we believe you get screwed at all when you're here looking for adult company?
As if I give a shit what you believe, fucktard.
(01-09-2010, 11:57 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Oh shit, forgot about my oldest. Make that 6. 5 kids and a hubby. I take his shit though because he's fine and good in the sack.
So... you're a worn out, saggy, bloated, cheeto-eating, couch potato with no self worth, who tries to make herself feel meaningful by squeezing as many snot-nosed brats out of her thighs as she can, then pissing and moaning when her kids walk all over her lazy ass because they see their father do it every day. You can't even remember how many fucking kids you have? What the hell? Your twat is so loose that you can have a conversation with it when you waddle your way to the bathroom? Did you have your last kid during a big sneeze? Does your husband fuck around on you and then slap you around while you beg his forgiveness and feel 'fortunate' when he flops his dick around in your cavernous cunt?
And now, you feel that you've found a great place to 'let off a little steam' and make yourself feel powerful, since you have control over nothing else in your pathetic life.
I'm sure you'll be a great addition to Mock.
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(01-10-2010, 12:16 AM)SyberBitch Wrote: (01-09-2010, 11:57 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Oh shit, forgot about my oldest. Make that 6. 5 kids and a hubby. I take his shit though because he's fine and good in the sack.
So... you're a worn out, saggy, bloated, cheeto-eating, couch potato with no self worth, who tries to make herself feel meaningful by squeezing as many snot-nosed brats out of her thighs as she can, then pissing and moaning when her kids walk all over her lazy ass because they see their father do it every day. You can't even remember how many fucking kids you have? What the hell? Your twat is so loose that you can have a conversation with it when you waddle your way to the bathroom? Did you have your last kid during a big sneeze? Does your husband fuck around on you and then slap you around while you beg his forgiveness and feel 'fortunate' when he flops his dick around in your cavernous cunt?
And now, you feel that you've found a great place to 'let off a little steam' and make yourself feel powerful, since you have control over nothing else in your pathetic life.
I'm sure you'll be a great addition to Mock.
Thanks! I know I am just going to be so happy here!::bana::
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........remind me to never piss off PsychoSyb....:o
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(01-10-2010, 12:19 AM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Thanks! I know I am just going to be so happy here!::bana::
Happy and Mock don't necessarily go together but I want to keep you.
Please? I promise to ignore her, and rub her fur backwards.
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(01-10-2010, 12:16 AM)SyberBitch Wrote: (01-09-2010, 11:57 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Oh shit, forgot about my oldest. Make that 6. 5 kids and a hubby. I take his shit though because he's fine and good in the sack.
So... you're a worn out, saggy, bloated, cheeto-eating, couch potato with no self worth, who tries to make herself feel meaningful by squeezing as many snot-nosed brats out of her thighs as she can, then pissing and moaning when her kids walk all over her lazy ass because they see their father do it every day. You can't even remember how many fucking kids you have? What the hell? Your twat is so loose that you can have a conversation with it when you waddle your way to the bathroom? Did you have your last kid during a big sneeze? Does your husband fuck around on you and then slap you around while you beg his forgiveness and feel 'fortunate' when he flops his dick around in your cavernous cunt?
And now, you feel that you've found a great place to 'let off a little steam' and make yourself feel powerful, since you have control over nothing else in your pathetic life.
I'm sure you'll be a great addition to Mock.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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(01-10-2010, 12:29 AM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: It was pretty good, whore-bitch. ::wave::
Fine... now step the fuck up and show us that YOU can mock. Demonstrate your worthiness. Put at least as much effort into it as you do in trying to make your husband's pencil dick hard.
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(01-09-2010, 02:35 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Hey! I'm new, crazy and usually pissed off about something.
I like rainy, stormy and cold days. I hate stupid people yet realize we need them to make fries at McDonalds. I have just a few friends in the real world because I really just don't like that many people.
Oh, and fuck you Ramsey..
What are you pissed off about, and why do you dislike Ramsey?
(01-10-2010, 12:44 AM)D Wrote: (01-10-2010, 12:26 AM)SyberBitch Wrote: (01-10-2010, 12:22 AM)Maggot Wrote: ........remind me to never piss off PsychoSyb....:o
(that WAS pretty decent, wasn't it?)
Too bad only candy assed, cunt faced, inbred, cocksmoking, uncle fucking losers congratulate themselves
Yes, I am aware that I've been awfully viscous in the name calling strings of late. I'm a right bastard lately. Too fucking bad, deal with it.
That's ok, pimple dicked, cum guzzling, Tranny anus licker. We all know it's just to make up for your lack of real life sex.
(01-10-2010, 01:03 AM)SyberBitch Wrote: That's ok, pimple dicked, cum guzzling, Tranny anus licker. We all know it's just to make up for your lack of real life sex.
You mean everyone knows its due to my lack of sex with YOU. Get it right, or drop it.
Don't worry, I still want to suck your tits.
Now lets get on with this farce and fuck with the Njoobie!
(01-10-2010, 01:06 AM)D Wrote: Don't worry, I still want to suck your tits.
Now lets get on with this farce and fuck with the Njoobie!
Whatev... you're not a 'tit-man'. My tits would overwhelm your scrawny ass.
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(01-10-2010, 12:55 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: (01-09-2010, 02:35 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Hey! I'm new, crazy and usually pissed off about something.
I like rainy, stormy and cold days. I hate stupid people yet realize we need them to make fries at McDonalds. I have just a few friends in the real world because I really just don't like that many people.
Oh, and fuck you Ramsey..
What are you pissed off about, and why do you dislike Ramsey?
Which one of her personalities does she use on this forum?
I am not currently pissed off about anything. Stupid ass people, bad drivers, people you cannot fucking understand on the phone, having to press #1 for English, people with yappy dogs, and liberals usually get me steamed.
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(01-10-2010, 01:11 AM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: (01-10-2010, 12:55 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: (01-09-2010, 02:35 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Hey! I'm new, crazy and usually pissed off about something.
I like rainy, stormy and cold days. I hate stupid people yet realize we need them to make fries at McDonalds. I have just a few friends in the real world because I really just don't like that many people.
Oh, and fuck you Ramsey..
What are you pissed off about, and why do you dislike Ramsey?
Which one of her personalities does she use on this forum?
I am not currently pissed off about anything. Stupid ass people, bad drivers, people you cannot fucking understand on the phone, having to press #1 for English, people with yappy dogs, and liberals usually get me steamed.
But the real question is are you fat and ugly or hot like Syber?
does your husband want to have fresh tomatoes for breakfast when he sees you naked or pears to go with the cottage cheese on your thighs, or does he think about killing the guy next door before he leaves for work?
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
WTF is it with newbs lately, not answering our fucking questions, like they have a choice about it or something??
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(01-10-2010, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-10-2010, 01:11 AM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: (01-10-2010, 12:55 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: (01-09-2010, 02:35 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Hey! I'm new, crazy and usually pissed off about something.
I like rainy, stormy and cold days. I hate stupid people yet realize we need them to make fries at McDonalds. I have just a few friends in the real world because I really just don't like that many people.
Oh, and fuck you Ramsey..
What are you pissed off about, and why do you dislike Ramsey?
Which one of her personalities does she use on this forum?
I am not currently pissed off about anything. Stupid ass people, bad drivers, people you cannot fucking understand on the phone, having to press #1 for English, people with yappy dogs, and liberals usually get me steamed.
But the real question is are you fat and ugly or hot like Syber?
does your husband want to have fresh tomatoes for breakfast when he sees you naked or pears to go with the cottage cheese on your thighs, or does he think about killing the guy next door before he leaves for work?
My husband isn't thinking about breakfast when he sees me naked babe,
he is too busy thinking about getting his big beefy hands on me.
I'm sure I am even hotter than Syber.
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(01-10-2010, 01:25 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:
WTF is it with newbs lately, not answering our fucking questions, like they have a choice about it or something??
Why the fuck don't you learn the fuck how to quote so I know what fucking question you are talking about!
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