Sporting experiences.

[Clang McFly]

Not well apparently.

What the fuck is going on in this thread? Am I in the Matrix or some shit? Things are so bad in this thread that I can't work out if someone is trying to pull my leg? I do not want to state the obvious because there is just too much there, needless to say, if I had waltzed in here and ineloquently stated as much when I first got here back in the day, everyone would have ganged up on me and pounced. Would have been a bloodbath. 

Now apparently, you don't even have to string a sentence together correctly or utilize the correct grammar that the English language demands. Dare I say, it is grotesquely unreadable. Such a horrific sight to behold.

Corr blimey mate. The koala is sniffing up the right eucalyptus tree. Tie me kangaroo down, sport and throw another shrimp on the barbie.

Fuck you Clang, the comma comes after Sport which should be capitalized as you are addressing a person. It's "tie me kangaroo down Sport".

Rolf Harris was a paedophile.

Me fail English? Unpossible!

[aussiefriend]

Oh methinks ye protesteth too much Clang the First.

[Clang McFly]

Oh methinks ye protesteth too much Clang the First.