Ordinary Peephole's Agony Aunt Advice Column

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OP, I have a few questions for you.

1) Can you please tell me how it feels to still worship and revere a completely powerless and silly in general Queen?

2) Continuing with the same line of questioning - are you better looking then this man?


3) and finally - what in the fuck is on this woman's head?? And is it true that she is really 367 years old?


Thank you for the answers to these important and pressing questions.

In answerto your queries........

1 - Fuck off

2 - Bite me

3 - Eat shit and die

I hope you will find the above reponses useful in your quest for knowledge.

Actually no. I really want to know what your thoughts are about a society that still has a queen and...I need to know what that thing is on her head. Is it eating her and feeding on her wig?

I don't know, whats it like having the missing link running your country and ecomomy into the ground septic? Whats it like being afraid to go anywhere on foot for fear of being shot?

You STILL have not answered the questions. You keep dodging them. What are you one of those people that still weeps over the death of Lady Di. Get over it already. What type of nitwit are you? Just answer the questions jackass.

Your questions are beyond retarded.

Grab another twinkie, flick on your boob tube, and turn off your brain fatboy.

No what is retarded is A QUEEN. Didn't that shit go out CENTURIES AGO?