I may not make it past this point...

[Cracker]

Now this wordy fuck reminds me of an emailing forum fag that Lumpy uses in place of a real relationship. Only a Clancy-type voyeuristic loser who comments on sites he watches like a homo for a year would care enough to frown upon me in this way. Lumpy is generally good for a forum but she eventually pushes too far because she is emotionally dysfunctional and obsessive - traits I am sure your enabling ass is aware of - traits that her defending buddy Ant shares as well. Julie is just her recent focus to distract from her sea hag life. Now that I recognize you for what you are, I will be sure to chime in once in a while on your conversations for fun.

I don't read here enough to understand all of your references, but I can see why you are suspicious. It probably hasn't occurred to you that others find you just so-so. It doesn't seem possible that someone would appreciate Lumpy's mind. You are so intertwined with her that you automatically assume I am part of a conspiracy against you.

I do think she probably has a mundane existence. I'm sure her house is unkempt and she probably wears a grey-streaked ponytail and old New Balance running shoes to work. I think she probably doesn't date much and fucks even less often. But, aside from that, she has a distinct presence and doesn't hide behind a nationality and a phallic symbol.