07-25-2010, 11:40 PM
(07-25-2010, 01:18 PM)God Wrote: Fuck You...bastard Boss for trampling over my rights and the fact that I have to get the Unions in to make you behaveAll In all, not a bad day then?
Fuck You...so called friends of my wife who only want stuff from me and couldn't give a fuck otherwise
Fuck You...neighbours that think you're better than everybody else - don't you fucking well know if people know you bitch about your neighbours, you're gonna bitch about them, too, you stupid, stupid fucker
Fuck You...bastard cat for digging your fucking claws in my thigh when I'm pissed and making me spill fucking red wine over my cream carpet
Fuck You...the three drivers that have crashed into my car and drove off over the last four years and sent my insurance plummeting from 12 years no-claims to 3
Fuck You...bastard old parents demanding my time - don't I do enough already - go and fucking annoy your other grown-up offspring and see how they fucking well like it
Fuck You...bank charges - it's the fucking law that you've gotta use a bank to get paid and then the fucking bank charge you for their services
Fuck You...old bastard who takes his dog out in the car at 6am doing 10mph in a 40mph zone - Don't you know I gotta fucking work and you've got all bastard day, you fucking fucker
Fuck You...bitches who decide the right time to pay the cashier is when you've got everything bagged up - can't you fucking count your fucking pennies while it's going through or just give the bastard surly clerk a single note big enough to cover the shit you buy
Fuck You... you, for laughing at my fucking post - now fuck off and do one yourself...
Of course America had been discovered earlier. It was hushed up.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain