FIOS IS COMING! FIOS IS COMING!

[Duchess]

Fuckin' aye, I can hardly contain my excitement! I saw them working out on my road in March & when I asked about it I was told it would be 2-3 wks. I got a postcard from Verizon a couple weeks ago saying, "An entertainment explosion is about to hit your home!"...I've only ever had a dial up connection & I'm out of my mind with fuckin' delight and excitement. I know that no one can relate but, that's ok.