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The Felony-Stupid Criminal File
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Beaverton Oregon...actually i felt sorry for this guy and don't see why someone couldn't give him a little hug and some hot chocolate. to just show him some humanity. Angel

A homeless man who sneaked into a Beaverton hot tub, then called 9-1-1 to ask for towels, hot chocolate and a hug got cold comfort from police instead.

Mark Eskelsen called emergency dispatchers from his cell phone about 7:10 a.m. Sunday, identified himself as "the sheriff of Washington County," and asked for medical help. The dispatcher asked Eskelsen, who later admitted he wasn't the sheriff Sherlock what was wrong.

"Well, I've been yelling for about an hour and a half," Eskelsen said.

But the dispatcher already knew that. Neighbors had called 9-1-1, concerned about the man bellowing from a fence-surrounded pool in the 15000 block of Southwest Village Lane.

Eskelsen said he had been sitting in the water for about 10 hours. His towels had gotten wet, and his fingers looked like prunes. poor guy! 111

"I just need a hug and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it," he told the dispatcher. [Image: s18115s37154s54111s291028301e8811f98b800...2dbf0b.gif]


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The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 07-31-2010, 09:35 AM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by God - 07-31-2010, 11:39 AM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by JsMom - 03-05-2011, 10:38 PM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by Duchess - 07-31-2010, 01:01 PM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by God - 07-31-2010, 02:31 PM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by God - 08-06-2010, 04:28 PM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by IMaDick - 08-06-2010, 05:03 PM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by Duchess - 08-06-2010, 05:27 PM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by God - 08-06-2010, 05:29 PM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by Duchess - 08-06-2010, 05:37 PM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by God - 08-06-2010, 05:39 PM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by Duchess - 08-22-2010, 05:29 AM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by Lady Cop - 09-02-2010, 07:23 AM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by Duchess - 09-02-2010, 08:07 AM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by IMaDick - 09-04-2010, 02:10 PM
RE: The "Nobody is this Stupid" File - by Duchess - 09-04-2010, 02:18 PM
RE: The Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 10-02-2010, 09:51 AM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 10-24-2010, 06:38 AM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 10-25-2010, 08:11 AM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by BlueTiki - 10-25-2010, 02:54 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 11-07-2010, 04:48 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Duchess - 11-07-2010, 08:21 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 11-08-2010, 04:25 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-17-2010, 02:37 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-21-2010, 11:47 AM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-21-2010, 07:54 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-25-2010, 01:52 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-28-2010, 05:42 PM
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RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 02-06-2011, 03:37 PM
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RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 02-09-2011, 05:29 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by BlueTiki - 02-09-2011, 05:38 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by JsMom - 03-05-2011, 10:51 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 02-09-2011, 05:42 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by kfran - 03-05-2011, 11:02 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Duchess - 02-09-2011, 06:28 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 02-17-2011, 04:24 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 02-18-2011, 07:51 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 03-02-2011, 07:11 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 03-03-2011, 06:05 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 03-07-2011, 12:06 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 03-10-2011, 04:47 AM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 03-15-2011, 08:13 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 03-17-2011, 03:08 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Mohammed - 03-23-2011, 10:23 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 03-24-2011, 10:11 AM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 04-01-2011, 08:02 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 04-03-2011, 11:12 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 04-04-2011, 05:15 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 04-05-2011, 11:10 AM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by aileen - 04-08-2011, 01:15 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 04-08-2011, 05:14 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 04-11-2011, 12:35 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 04-22-2011, 12:34 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Duchess - 04-22-2011, 12:37 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 04-22-2011, 12:57 PM
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RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 05-19-2011, 07:33 AM
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RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 06-08-2011, 02:44 PM
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RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 06-09-2011, 04:16 PM
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RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 06-12-2011, 09:57 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 06-21-2011, 10:23 AM
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RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-05-2011, 05:06 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-10-2011, 05:49 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Teacher - 12-10-2011, 06:09 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-10-2011, 06:15 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Teacher - 12-10-2011, 06:18 PM
RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-10-2011, 06:32 PM
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RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-15-2011, 01:57 PM
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RE: The Felony-Stupid Criminal File - by Lady Cop - 12-27-2011, 02:21 PM
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