10-24-2010, 03:43 PM
We tried to go to the Jacksonville zoo years ago, but the damn car started overheating so we pulled off an exit and ended up right in the heart of the ghetto. I had to call five different towing companys before I found one willing to come out there and get us. Then they took us out to the middle of nowhere and this guy with growths all over his face kept touching my daughters hair. We never did make it to the fucking zoo.