10-25-2010, 09:27 AM
(10-23-2010, 09:16 PM)sally Wrote:(10-23-2010, 08:49 PM)Cracker Wrote:(10-23-2010, 08:02 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Why not just work on being a good person and stop trying to pretend God issued a particular book for fuck's sake.
Are you seriously not Catholic? I know I am making a moderately racist assumption linking your personal skin oil production and garlic intake to your faith, but don't you kinda HAVE to be Catholic? If you are Greek Orthodox, please do excuse my ignorance. I can't tell olive-skinned peoples apart.
I have a first edition Bible signed by God.
He goes to Sunday mass with his hairy wife and their offspring, but he only does it for the buffet afterwards and to please his dear old mother. I think he metioned something about getting a blowjob out of it too.
That deal has been working out great because we haven't gone in over a month but I still get dividend blows for past credit.
